tMB post of the week: Stupidest argument you’ve had with your best friend

laKavosiey-st lion

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I’ll start:
Two weeks ago we got an offer on our home, good, yes we’ll accept it. Buyers inspector shows up a few minutes before the family, fine, help yourself. Since we sold it without a realtor, I stay and moms and Simple Cub plan to chill on the boat. So as I’m packing them up at the top of the driveway, the inspector opens both garage doors to take pictures. Well moms is almost in the car, gets out starts screaming at the inspector to close the garage doors cause she doesn’t want the buyer to see my U-Haul truckload #2 stacked and ready to go the next day. I hustle her off the property and explain to her Karening the buyers inspector, minutes before he inspects, IS STUPID AS **** DAMN
 

Midnighter

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I’ll start:
Two weeks ago we got an offer on our home, good, yes we’ll accept it. Buyers inspector shows up a few minutes before the family, fine, help yourself. Since we sold it without a realtor, I stay and moms and Simple Cub plan to chill on the boat. So as I’m packing them up at the top of the driveway, the inspector opens both garage doors to take pictures. Well moms is almost in the car, gets out starts screaming at the inspector to close the garage doors cause she doesn’t want the buyer to see my U-Haul truckload #2 stacked and ready to go the next day. I hustle her off the property and explain to her Karening the buyers inspector, minutes before he inspects, IS STUPID AS **** DAMN

My brother. About red and blue pills. Will park it there.
 
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91Joe95

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Maryanne vs Ginger

I say both. That's me in the middle.

 

CVLion

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Not me, but in young adulthood two of my best friends didn’t speak to each other for maybe a year due to an argument over a wiffle ball game.
 
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Got GSPs

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I’ll start:
Two weeks ago we got an offer on our home, good, yes we’ll accept it. Buyers inspector shows up a few minutes before the family, fine, help yourself. Since we sold it without a realtor, I stay and moms and Simple Cub plan to chill on the boat. So as I’m packing them up at the top of the driveway, the inspector opens both garage doors to take pictures. Well moms is almost in the car, gets out starts screaming at the inspector to close the garage doors cause she doesn’t want the buyer to see my U-Haul truckload #2 stacked and ready to go the next day. I hustle her off the property and explain to her Karening the buyers inspector, minutes before he inspects, IS STUPID AS **** DAMN
Wow, you guys are still doing inspections on house purchases? We’ve been looking seriously since January. Our realtor said he hasn’t seen an inspection on a offer in two years. The market is/was so hot that nobody would entertain an offer that had an inspection clause. We just closed on our new house on the 21st and close on current house on the 15th. Neither include inspections.
 
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laKavosiey-st lion

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Wow, you guys are still doing inspections on house purchases? We’ve been looking seriously since January. Our realtor said he hasn’t seen an inspection on a offer in two years. The market is/was so hot that nobody would entertain an offer that had an inspection clause. We just closed on our new house on the 21st and close on current house on the 15th. Neither include inspections.
Understood, but we’re just at the end of the spree, we actually discounted the house $7k. We had ONE person come to our open house. I’m guessing schit is slowing down.
 

ODShowtime

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This really weird friend from highschool got mad at me once because, in a dream, he was taking a helicopter pilot test and I kept turning the lights on and off in the cabin and he crashed. He was mad at me for weeks in real life.
 
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Bkmtnittany1

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This really weird friend from highschool got mad at me once because, in a dream, he was taking a helicopter pilot test and I kept turning the lights on and off in the cabin and he crashed. He was mad at me for weeks in real life
 

Connorpozlee

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Worked with a friend in a liquor store. Only argument we had was over a song with a particular lyric in it. Can’t remember the line, but I insisted it was from Me and Julio, he insisted it was from Cecelia. It went on for a couple hours until a customer came in, heard us discussing the line and said, “That’s from Late in the Evening, right?” Both idiots, end of argument.
 
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s1uggo72

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not my fight but saw 2 good friends argue for hours over 'was Thelma and Louise a chick flick or a buddy flick. Went on for hours, I kept drinking.
 

psuro

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not my fight but saw 2 good friends argue for hours over 'was Thelma and Louise a chick flick or a buddy flick. Went on for hours, I kept drinking.
It was a buddy flick. If it were a chick flick, they would have gotten into a fight and stopped talking to each other 20 minutes into the movie.

On a related note, my father used to call the movie "Thelma and Lousy".
 
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