Tuamuchspeed’s household injury report following Week 8

[Tuamuchspeed]

Dog 1 - Out
Dog 2 - Out
Wife - Questionable
Cat - Probable (too quick to land a solid kick)
Child 1 - Available
Child 2 - Available

We’ll update this on Friday before Missouri comes to Tuscaloosa.

 

[philly09]

Props for that one. Classic.

 

[Pommostaclenes]

Gotta start with the cat so you can catch it unaware. They're too smart to sit still after they see the dogs and wife punted.

 

[Tuamuchspeed]

Gotta start with the cat so you can catch it unaware. They're too smart to sit still after they see the dogs and wife punted.

Good call. I'm gonna bring you on as an analyst.

 

[Wiffy]

So a 2 on the Shula scale. If the law wasn’t called you’re not doing your part to be a champion.