Putting together power rankings is old news. Let's put out the inaugural Pansy Rankings.
The concept is self-explanatory. These are the worst posters on the board, and as always, my opinion is indisputable:
Stay tuned next week, and it's not too late for you all. Just be better. Except for Korey, there's no hope for you.
The concept is self-explanatory. These are the worst posters on the board, and as always, my opinion is indisputable:
- Korey -- I mean, this is the most obvious #1 overall in the history of any ranking ever. All of Korey's thoughts... every single one... is routed through Tuscaloosa, AL and that makes him the most predictable clown on the Big Board.
- Dick_Slurpin -- He's new, but it didn't take long to realize how bad he is at this. I mean, get a load of the Peace in the Valley thread. What a douche.
- B1GTROJAN -- He's not around often, but every time he is he will try to convince you that Lincoln Riley isn't an effeminate loser.
- ButMizzouDoe -- I've never seen someone so eager to remind everyone about how thoroughly they were trolled over the last 2 years. Self-awareness is at an all-time low.
- Every Vol fan everywhere -- You all get to share this spot. Congrats.
Stay tuned next week, and it's not too late for you all. Just be better. Except for Korey, there's no hope for you.