URGENT NEWS for Rod (Connor Mcgregor) to star in Road House remake

[Horseshoe04]

First off I am struggling with how do you improve on perfection.
Second you can't begin to replace Sam Elliot, just can't.

Help me out, here but this feels wrong and is poised to fail

 

[sdwexler]

First off I am struggling with how do you improve on perfection.
Second you can't begin to replace Sam Elliot, just can't.

Help me out, here but this feels wrong and is poised to fail

Lost me at Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

[bayrooster]

Weren't "roadhouses" sort of a thing at the time the movie came out? I'd assume whatever roadhouses were left would have been forced to close down during the pandemic.

Maybe it's a virtual roadhouse in the "metaverse" where the bad guy looks like Zuckerberg so Connor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal have to fight off his henchmen in a series of fights with Batman and Robin special effects.

 

[The Reel Ess]

Weren't "roadhouses" sort of a thing at the time the movie came out? I'd assume whatever roadhouses were left would have been forced to close down during the pandemic.

Maybe it's a virtual roadhouse in the "metaverse" where the bad guy looks like Zuckerberg so Connor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal have to fight off his henchmen in a series of fights with Batman and Robin special effects.

Roadhouses, beer joints and honkeytonks are no respecters of COVID.

 

[bayrooster]

Roadhouses, beer joints and honkeytonks are no respecters of COVID.

Dalton could only be taken out by cancer. RIP

 

[IOPGCock]

First off I am struggling with how do you improve on perfection.
Second you can't begin to replace Sam Elliot, just can't.

Help me out, here but this feels wrong and is poised to fail

This is wrong. And as a society we will never forget how wrong it is. A travesty along side our most regrettable moments.

Forget Swayze, Elliot, the hot doctor, the fat guy….you can never recreate the magic of The Jeff Healy Band.

Only Family Guy can properly deal with this masterpiece of cinema.

 

[IOPGCock]

Weren't "roadhouses" sort of a thing at the time the movie came out? I'd assume whatever roadhouses were left would have been forced to close down during the pandemic.

Maybe it's a virtual roadhouse in the "metaverse" where the bad guy looks like Zuckerberg so Connor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal have to fight off his henchmen in a series of fights with Batman and Robin special effects.

Now this is just funny.

 

[BattleshipTexas]

Jake "Silly Boy" Gyllenhaal in Roadhouse? Was PeeWee Herman unavailable?

 

[bayrooster]

This is wrong. And as a society we will never forget how wrong it is. A travesty along side our most regrettable moments.

Forget Swayze, Elliot, the hot doctor, the fat guy….you can never recreate the magic of The Jeff Healy Band.

Only Family Guy can properly deal with this masterpiece of cinema.

 

[ConwayGamecock]

Jake "Silly Boy" Gyllenhaal in Roadhouse? Was PeeWee Herman unavailable?

They need to build Jake up, so they get a 5-8 guy to be his mentor..........