At this point you could pretty much script this and build a chat bot. I haven't listened but here goes:
- metrics "we won w, x, and y" metrics but, obviously, lost, "z" metrics, "that's obviously, unacceptable when. obviously, playing a team like OSU"
- "I feel we obviously, hung in for 3 quarters, but, obviously, credit to OSU for obviously, making plays when they, obviously, had to"
- "we'll, obviously, I obviously, feel bad today, but obviously, back to work tomorrow, obviously, reviewing what, obviously, happened and how we obviously, can get better, I can't obviously, afford to make this loss cause us to obviously, lose twice"