Why do y'all hate Ole Miss?

[Dogpatrol]

I hated them when I lived in New Jersey as a kid and didn’t even who they were

 

[99jc]

I don't anymore just hate Lemonis!

 

[HeCannotGo]

Because, as Ronald Reagan would say, they are the focus of evil in the modern world.

 

[the_marshall]

1. They all act like pretentous pricks.
2. They feel entitled, the world is against them, poor them.
3. Their College of Engineering is one 17ing building...and they still get degrees
4. They are fake, all of them are rednecks that act like they live in New York or LA. You're from MS, suck it up and help make something of this state.
5. They think God is on thier side (see the immaculate deflection).
6. They make up championships they never won.

 

[dogmatic001]

Because of those mother17ing seersucker shorts.

How much seer could a seersucker suck if seersuckers could suck seer?

 

[aspendawg]

Because they exist.

 

[ChinaDogSunflower]

Two reasons that come to mind for me:

1. Their brand is the Confederate States of America.
2. Chris Beard is their basketball coach BECAUSE he is a wife-beater.

Because whether they are winning or losing they handle it about as poorly as anyone out there. Nothing but a bunch of whiney, insufferable, entitled *****. Rain or shine.

 

[Chesusdog]

The fans.

 

[Poppy IV]

Their undeserved arrogance is the number one tradition among the confederates. My favorite joke is about two guys meeting in the Atlanta airport waiting for a flight. After chatting and discovering they were both from Mississippi, one guy looks over the other who’s wearing a very worn pair of overalls and has a dip, and asks, “I bet you went to State?”
The State guy takes a spit and asks “i sure did! How could tell?”
The OM guy says,”Oh I don’t know, I just had a hunch.”
The State guy says,” And you went to Ole Miss!”
OM guy says,”Why I certainly did. Did you figure it out because of my Brooks Brothers navy blazer, charcoal slacks and red blue rep tie?”
State guy says “Hell no! I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose!”