Woman snatches Rolex

[The Cooterpoot]

Woman charged with stealing $12,000 Rolex watch, hiding it inside herself, police say

A woman was arrested Sunday for stealing a $12,000 Rolex watch and hiding it inside her genitals, according to police.

www.wdam.com

Hides it behind her meat curtains

 

[Other Kind]

Is she a player?

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Woman charged with stealing $12,000 Rolex watch, hiding it inside herself, police say

A woman was arrested Sunday for stealing a $12,000 Rolex watch and hiding it inside her genitals, according to police.

www.wdam.com

Hides it behind her meat curtains

Guilty, or not Guilty?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Did they find it with a snorkel?

 

[Seinfeld]

Woman charged with stealing $12,000 Rolex watch, hiding it inside herself, police say

A woman was arrested Sunday for stealing a $12,000 Rolex watch and hiding it inside her genitals, according to police.

www.wdam.com

Hides it behind her meat curtains

Gotta say… I wasn’t expecting her that be quite this attractive

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

She is always on time.

 

[ABiggerUglierJoe]

She snatched the watch, and then she snatched the watch.

 

[garddog]

Biogazard bag!

 

[The Cooterpoot]

My question is, was it on her wrist when she put it in there?

 

[QuadrupleOption]

Yeah, couldn't tell if it was snatched as in stolen, or snatched as in where she stashed it.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Gives new meaning to takes a licking and keeps on ticking?

 

[QuadrupleOption]

I bet a bunch of skeevy dudes will pay $25K for it now.

 

[Dawgzilla2]

It belonged to her last date.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

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All they needed to retrieve it was a good OP Username.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

I’m not sure the authorities did their due diligence here. Seems fishy.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Gives new meaning to takes a licking and keeps on ticking?

You win

 

[Dawgbite]

Now that’s a cooter poot I’d like to see!

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Now that’s a cooter poot I’d like to see!

 

[Shmuley]

She has no excuse for being late now.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Woman charged with stealing $12,000 Rolex watch, hiding it inside herself, police say

A woman was arrested Sunday for stealing a $12,000 Rolex watch and hiding it inside her genitals, according to police.

www.wdam.com

Hides it behind her meat curtains

Wife say, "I don't think they want that put back on the shelf."

 

[willi13]

Now that’s a cooter poot I’d like to see!

What??? Bet that thing looks like someone threw a hand grenade into a butcher shop.

 

[Grove Sh.tter]

She snatched the watch, and then she snatched the watch.

 

[dog12]

I'm not surprised she's from Baltimore, Maryland.

That place is a POS. (my opinion)

 

[SwampDonkie24]

Had a coach in college tell a story about him and his girlfriend fooling around. She told him he needed to take his ring off because it was hurting. He told her, “Damn girl, that’s not my ring that’s my wrist watch”.

 

[dgsmith15]

 

[3000lbchicken]

Woman charged with stealing $12,000 Rolex watch, hiding it inside herself, police say

A woman was arrested Sunday for stealing a $12,000 Rolex watch and hiding it inside her genitals, according to police.

www.wdam.com

Hides it behind her meat curtains

How many minutes per pound on turkey lips?

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

It's not finished until we hear those immortal words: I'd hit it! Come on down ClintonInHelen.

 

[Rupert Jenkins]

Is she a player?

Oh she is definitely a player

 

[HotMop]

The way your Mommy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And she'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on her boy's birthright. So she hid it in the one place she knew she could hide somethin'. Her snatch . Five long years, she wore this watch up her snatch. Then when she died of dysentery, she gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Oh she is definitely a player

Loose in the hips, good hands, she's a Wide Receiver

 

[dawgman42]

This thread is still in training mode until CiH and tacodawg provide their input.

 

[GomJabbar]

you got a one track mind....

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[PBRME]

 

[thekimmer]

Woman charged with stealing $12,000 Rolex watch, hiding it inside herself, police say

A woman was arrested Sunday for stealing a $12,000 Rolex watch and hiding it inside her genitals, according to police.

www.wdam.com

Hides it behind her meat curtains

Does this increase or decrease it's value? Asking for a friend.

 

[thekimmer]

Woman charged with stealing $12,000 Rolex watch, hiding it inside herself, police say

A woman was arrested Sunday for stealing a $12,000 Rolex watch and hiding it inside her genitals, according to police.

www.wdam.com

Hides it behind her meat curtains

For sale game-worn 'Carnal Knowledge' Rolex watch $15,000.

 

[DerHntr]

Well that’s a new way to put in a lot of extra hours**

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Watch placed in a bio-hazard bag. Maybe the "lucky cop" wasn't that lucky afterall? How's he gonna splain this to his better half?

 

[atomic dawg]

Whats the difference between this woman and a peeping Tom? She snatches watches and the peeping Tom watches snatches.

 

[STATEgrad04]

Instead of "snatch and grab", she reversed the order to "grab and snatch"