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Curby

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IMO goes to Burger King guy.

BK MEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEELT

I pull muscles in my arm reaching for the remote to MUTE that sh#t....which begs the question....is a SMART TV truly SMART when it can't be programmed to AUTOMATICALLY MUTE the commercials?

Or maybe I'm already drunk and dread watching ole ms destroy a piss-poor Duke team next.
 
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Barkman Turner Overdrive

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UpTheMiddlex3Punt said:
I miss Mississippi commercials.

I won't lie to you.
Drive a little, save a lot.
Maaaaaaaain Streeeeeet Ackerman!
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I miss the New Orleans commercials

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You can find a friend
On Japonica Street

Frankie and Johnny’s Furniture
“You gotta see the Special Man!
Special Man:”Let her have it!”
 
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt said:
I miss Mississippi commercials.

I won't lie to you.
Drive a little, save a lot.
Maaaaaaaain Streeeeeet Ackerman!
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I still have PTSD from some of those local commercials that played in Starkville when I was there. Every. Commercial. Break.
 
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If you want to stay alive, don’t text and drive. It might be your last breaff
 
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FlotownDawg

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The Jardiance song and dance is the biggest commercial jingle earworm ever. I told my wife I should get a group of people and go to the mall or someplace and do the Jardiance song and dance flash mob.
“Jardiance is really swell, the little pill with the big story to tell!”
 
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Don’t sleep on Skyrizi… “Control is everything to me, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh!”
 
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ll Martain ll said:
Pay me pay me pay me! Pay me pay me now.

But I can't afford it!

I. Don't. Care.

I've got to feed my family! I'll call Denvil Crowe. I'll call Denvil Crowe.

DONT! YOU! DARE!
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Insert the Obi Wan gif: Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a very long time.
 
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ll Martain ll said:
Pay me pay me pay me! Pay me pay me now.

But I can't afford it!

I. Don't. Care.

I've got to feed my family! I'll call Denvil Crowe. I'll call Denvil Crowe.

DONT! YOU! DARE!
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Apparently the guy on that commercial worked in like meat department in Kroger. They were looking for someone big and intimidating looking who was legitimately not a good actor. The guy’s mom was in marketing and involved with the commercial, and she got him to do it.

Another interesting side note, Denvil Crowe was our daughters Sunday School teacher one year. His son Dee has Down’s and loves Christmas lights. So he does a big light display on his home that syncs to Christmas music.
 
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InTheIttaBenaHotSun

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Barkman Turner Overdrive said:
I miss the New Orleans commercials

Rosenberg Rosenberg
1825 Tulane

S! P!
C! A!
You can find a friend
On Japonica Street

Frankie and Johnny’s Furniture
“You gotta see the Special Man!
Special Man:”Let her have it!”
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Favorite NOLA commercials are all Brad Egenberg Law Firm commercials. That guy is hilarious.
 
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Coast_Dawg said:
It’s Jardiance and not even close
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We Go V

All the fatazzes just walking away from whatever they're doing and joining this deranged cult o fattys wandering down a street to nowhere.

I hate pharmaceutical commercials with an unhealthy level of rage...
 
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FlotownDawg said:
The Jardiance song and dance is the biggest commercial jingle earworm ever. I told my wife I should get a group of people and go to the mall or someplace and do the Jardiance song and dance flash mob.
“Jardiance is really swell, the little pill with the big story to tell!”
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I came here to demand that the jardiance $h!+ be launched into the Sun. God awful.
 
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The T Mobile commercial with the two guys singing and dancing. That white guy has the most punchable face I have ever seen in my life. And it seemed like they were the major sponsor of EVERY. SINGLE. MSU. FOOTBALL. GAME. last season and it aired every mother 17ing commercial break. Watching the game was bad enough, but adding in that commercial I know had to be a violation of the Geneva convention.
 
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GiveMetheVIN.com . . . google it yourself for the cringe-worthy jingle.

And from local DFW radio, I give you the most road-rage inducing jingle during the morning drive to work:



I really miss the Bobby Miles Furniture commercials from the 80s in Jackson. So redneck, so cheaply made, so annoying . . . but oh so wonderful looking back!
 
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El Perro Grande said:
We don't rob you, we just fill yo belly.
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That was “Pap’s Place” if I remember right.

Here is a blast from the past: “Good food! Good food! Good food! Good fun! Good fun! Good fun at WASSONS!”

My hate for that commercial in Starkville was so bad here it is imprinted on my brain from 2006 and 07.
 
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Walkthedawg said:
That was “Pap’s Place” if I remember right.

Here is a blast from the past: “Good food! Good food! Good food! Good fun! Good fun! Good fun at WASSONS!”

My hate for that commercial in Starkville was so bad here it is imprinted on my brain from 2006 and 07.
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It was lotsa fun at Wassons. Good lord I remember that thing. Now I can't get it out of my head LOL.
 
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What about the cheesy Carl Hogan Delois Price with Les Cash commercials? I know y'all remember those along with the George Sherman commercial as well. "George Sherman keeps you lookin' good, George Sherman keeps you lookin' good!"
 
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FlotownDawg

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maroontide06 said:
What about the cheesy Carl Hogan Delois Price with Les Cash commercials? I know y'all remember those along with the George Sherman commercial as well. "George Sherman keeps you lookin' good, George Sherman keeps you lookin' good!"
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Seymour Trucks, Peso Little, and Delois Price
I actually met the original actor who played Seymour Trucks. His name was Jack Voorhies and he did a lot of local acting and commercials in the Shoals area in Alabama. He also hosted a children’s show on local television back in the 60s that my mother appeared on. Very nice guy.
 
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maroontide06 said:
It was lotsa fun at Wassons. Good lord I remember that thing. Now I can't get it out of my head LOL.
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Oh great… now that you have corrected the lyrics and it has completely fell back into my head in full… I’m going to need electroshock to get it out.

I’m going to go pick out a mouthpiece for it now…
 
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Since we're talking about local ads:
Carter Jewelers in Jackson because there always seemed to be a disaster with their store that prompted a sale with "never before seen markdowns" For those who lived in Jackson in the 80's, Bobby Miles Furniture and Appliance.
Cannon Motors - No explanation should be needed.
 
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New in Jacktown metro is some 80 year old looking guido car dealer (mitsubishi?) screaming his 17n New Jersey accent at the screen. GTFO, you east coast trash.
 
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Not a jingle but lately I’ve noticed nonstop commercials for Rupaul’s Drag Queen show competition or whatever on “conservative” channels. MeatEater, Fox News, etc. I’m no marketing experts but it seems like they are missing the mark here. Perhaps they are trying to draw in new viewers? Either way, pretty annoying.
 
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