Worst commercial jingle

DesotoCountyDawg

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The T Mobile commercial with the two guys singing and dancing. That white guy has the most punchable face I have ever seen in my life. And it seemed like they were the major sponsor of EVERY. SINGLE. MSU. FOOTBALL. GAME. last season and it aired every mother 17ing commercial break. Watching the game was bad enough, but adding in that commercial I know had to be a violation of the Geneva convention.
The two guys from Scrubs?
 

FlotownDawg

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The two guys from Scrubs?
There’s this weird trend now of companies getting actors from old tv shows to act in their commercials. The Scrubs guys in the T-Mobile commercial. Another commercial has the actors from Suits, and another commercial has several actors from The Office. I guess the companies are going for the nostalgia card, over mid 2000’s tv shows.
 

cowbell88

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Premier Ford in Columbus
“I wouldn’t lie to you”!

for the delta folks:
“YD Lumber in Belzoni, Where YOU save money”!

my dad always hated the Contour Chair Lounge commercials with Art Linkletter. The “I took the VCR” line would send him into a tizzy.
 
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The Peeper

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Yall watch too damn much commercial network tv. I've never even heard of Jardiance, Skirizi, JG Wentworth, Applebees white boy, Burger King melt, none of them.
 
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You have to be somewhat old to remember these commercials and grew up near New Orleans. Growing up in Pass Christian we generally only watched two tv stations WWL New Orleans or WLOX Biloxi.
Dr. Seafood-Al Scramuzza seafood city all over North Broad St. ”Bayou Seafood, Buy your seafood here”! Great commercials!
 

Drebin

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I still have PTSD from some of those local commercials that played in Starkville when I was there. Every. Commercial. Break.
You didn't like the Dominos Pizza ad for buffalo wings to the tune of "We Will Rock You" by Queen?
 
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Drebin

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The Jardiance song and dance is the biggest commercial jingle earworm ever. I told my wife I should get a group of people and go to the mall or someplace and do the Jardiance song and dance flash mob.
“Jardiance is really swell, the little pill with the big story to tell!”
This is the answer. I reach for the remote every time that one comes on. It's terrible.
 
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Drebin

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Cable news channels have been running commercials for Shriners Hospitals, St. Jude, Poor starving Jews, and the ASPCA on a loop. We all are sympathetic, but cut us a break.

The MyPillow dude sucks too.
 
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Barkman Turner Overdrive

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You have to be somewhat old to remember these commercials and grew up near New Orleans. Growing up in Pass Christian we generally only watched two tv stations WWL New Orleans or WLOX Biloxi.
Dr. Seafood-Al Scramuzza seafood city all over North Broad St. ”Bayou Seafood, Buy your seafood here”! Great commercials!
Was that directed at my post?
 

TXDawg.sixpack

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That was “Pap’s Place” if I remember right.

Here is a blast from the past: “Good food! Good food! Good food! Good fun! Good fun! Good fun at WASSONS!”

My hate for that commercial in Starkville was so bad here it is imprinted on my brain from 2006 and 07.
Pap's Place was also "IN DOOWWWNTOOOWWN ACKERMAN"
 

TXDawg.sixpack

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From Houston radio recently:

Exclusive Furniture... WHERE LOOOOOW PRICES LIIIIIVE! (in an awfully exaggerated Mexican accent)
 
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Dawgzilla2

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My alltime favorite radio jingle was on the air when I was a Freshmans at State (I may have the adjective wrong though):

It is Exciting!
It's University Mall
It's in Columbus!
It's University Mall!
It is exciting in Columbus, University Mall!
 

Bulldog Bruce

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Shriners Kids commercial. No jingle but just the annoying kid/man describing the "adowabuhl bwanket". I just want to shoot the TV. I'll die in a grease fire tomorrow for this
The problem with these is that those commercials are actually like 10 years old. That kid is now a man IRL.
 

HomeBoyDawg

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The T Mobile commercial with the two guys singing and dancing. That white guy has the most punchable face I have ever seen in my life. And it seemed like they were the major sponsor of EVERY. SINGLE. MSU. FOOTBALL. GAME. last season and it aired every mother 17ing commercial break. Watching the game was bad enough, but adding in that commercial I know had to be a violation of the Geneva convention.
zach braff scrubs GIF
 
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Mississippi Sports Medicine where life’s a sporrrt!! I hated that radio commercial song. It made me want to go kneecap the person that came up with it.
 

Pilgrimdawg

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Many years ago Wendy’s had a commercial with the catch line “where’s the beef?”. Our company had a customer in town and I invited him to go watch State and Kentucky at the Hump. On the way to Starkville I entertained him with magical stories about some of our great basketball teams and games. Anyway at half time we were behind by around 50 to 8. I remember distinctly that we had 8. This little boy sitting right in front of us kept yelling “hey bulldogs, where’s the beef?” Everyone was laughing at it but the whole thing just embarrassed the crap out of me and I have hated that commercial ever since that night.
 
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