Mike Elko? Are you shltting me?
Are you shitting me?
My preferences:
1) Bob Stoops (yes, he's 63, but he's waited this long for the right job to come along, I don't think he's going to just retire after a few years after patiently waiting this long)
2) Urban Meyer (I know he'd probably be a short termer, but just a sure hire to right the ship)
3) Successful, sitting SEC coach (Billy Napier? Scott Stricklin might be willing to do us a solid and convince UF to waive his buyout)
4) Successful, sitting Big10 coach (I don't know any Big10 coaches since Urban "retired". Who was his replacement? Is he any good? Somebody we should look into?)
5) Shutdown the program and focus our resources on woman's basketball.
6) Successful, sitting ACC coach with successful coordinator experience in the SEC. Elko obviously fits this bill, but I don't see any reason we should settle for him unless we strike out on our the first four options and the SEC says we can't keep our welfare check unless we continue to field a football team. If that happens, so be it, but if Salmon is any good, he will exhaust our other options before getting there.