2023 Battle for the Golden Egg Game Thread

[Seinfeld]

And our punting still sucks

 

[RockyDog]

Defense is fired up. Too bad Noodle can’t move the ball downfield

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Bookie say he mad!

 

[Anon1669338224]

At least we are playing D

 

[Seinfeld]

What are we thinking here boys? Marks up the gut on 1st?

 

[Duggar Hall Desk]

Good start on D - someone tell the offense that the game has started.

 

[uptowndawg]

Why the heck does Zavion have two mouthpieces on his face mask…. A blue and a red one.

Trying to show his future employer how he looks in their colors.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Love watching us let it all hang out tonight and calling plays like we’ve got nothing to lose. And by that, I mean that Barbay is using the Tecmo Bowl playbook

Barbay doesn’t want to expose too much of his playbook to the CUSA coaches

 

[Xenomorph]

We’ve lost 20 yards in the two-punt exchange.

 

[Delmar]

Haven't done anything on first down yet

 

[BELdog]

We look like hammered 17, but this is the kind of game we could win if it stays like this.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Their D knows everything we are going to do.

 

[RockyDog]

This offense isn’t crossing the 50

 

[Anon1669338224]

Wow the O is bad

 

[Duggar Hall Desk]

And our punting still sucks

Even without pressure, he doesn't follow through the kick.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Just punt the dang ball

 

[ababyatemydingo]

Man this offense is offensive

 

[aTotal360]

Our receivers have regressed. Hate it for Bump. Don’t think he’ll be back unless it’s as a recruiting coordinator.

 

[Anon1669338224]

Will has regressed

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

These passes are a bit noodly

 

[uptowndawg]

Ugly throw

 

[Xenomorph]

Will doesn’t look right throwing. He’s just shot putting the ball out there.

 

[FlotownDawg]

Everyone has regressed. It’s because we have terrible coaches. No one should be retained from this staff.

 

[Duggar Hall Desk]

If that's the best that Will can throw tonight, he's not healthy and needs to come out.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Time for plan B at QB

 

[johnson86-1]

Their D knows everything we are going to do.

It looks bad. We’re clearly tipping some plays off pretty badly

 

[RockyDog]

Our receivers have regressed. Hate it for Bump. Don’t think he’ll be back unless it’s as a recruiting coordinator.

They aren’t good but so far every pass to them is behind or at their feet. Will threw that 10 yard out 6 yards short

 

[SouthFarmchicken]

Will doesn’t look right throwing. He’s just shot putting the ball out there.

Because he doesn’t have arm strength…we been through this.

 

[Seinfeld]

Will has regressed

Will is playing like dogshit right now. Love him, but he is

 

[Anon1669338224]

There is not one person playing that I care if they transfer. We need to use NIL for the portal.

 

[Xenomorph]

Because he doesn’t have arm strength…we been through this.

It looks worse than normal.

These aren’t al dente noodles. These have been left in the water way too long.

 

[PBRME]

Time for plan B at QB

Tulu in the wildcat? Our backup qbs are not good.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Will is hurt more than he shows. Unfortunately he is our only real option.

 

[johnson86-1]

I’m completely shocked we didn’t jump there. Just flabbergasted.

 

[Anon1669338224]

Come on O, D is playing with heart. Find some!

 

[Xenomorph]

I’m completely shocked we didn’t jump there. Just flabbergasted.

D is doing all you can ask right now.

 

[johnson86-1]

Tulu in the wildcat? Our backup qbs are not good.

That would have been a great idea for a creative offensive coordinator.

 

[Seinfeld]

Just punt the dang ball

I’ll be perfectly fine if we cut every punter on our team and never sign a rugby style kicker again

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Tulu in the wildcat? Our backup qbs are not good.

He can't throw. He's still injured.

 

[johnson86-1]

Pittman came to play.