Dabo Swinney is “that guy”…

[Evilchicken]

Dabo Swinney thinks okra had a daytime talk show

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney walks his dog without poop bags.

 

[Evilchicken]

Dabo Swinney wears sandals with socks

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney wants to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney loves noon kickoffs in September.

 

[Thunderstick]

Dabo Swinney still writes checks at the grocery checkout line

The "10 Items or Less" line!

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney preferred Ginger over Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island.

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney thinks the Transfer Portal was an episode of Star Trek, the Next Generation.

 

[Tngamecock]

Dabo uses one ply

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney has a real friend named Potential Spam.

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney thinks his first grader gets too much recess.

 

[grytlbrt]

Dabo Weenie thinks his mom is hot

 

[vacock]

Dabo eats sardines in the office.

 

[vacock]

Dabo says no to waitress asking about desert for the people at the table without asking them. They all go home a little sadder.

 

[vacock]

Dabo thinks the Cheerios in his bowl are saying OOOO.

 

[vacock]

Dabo is preparing for the “upcoming” zombie apocalypse.

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney shoots off his leftover fireworks on January 2nd, and 3rd, and 4th.

 

[DrMickeySC]

If the store register doesn’t recognize an item, Dabo Swinney says “it must be free!!!”, and then he laughs and he laughs.

 

[vacock]

Dabo thinks Amy Schumer is funny.

 

[Gradstudent]

Thinks Rocky V is the best Rocky movie

 

[Evilchicken]

Dabo Swinney thinks a “pull out” couch is where you have safe sex

 

[Evilchicken]

Dabo Swinney thinks a jive turkey is a Jamaican dish

 

[Evilchicken]

Dabo Swinney thinks salmonella is a story of a fish with a wicked step mom

 

[Evilchicken]

Dabo Swinney saves his airplane pretzels for party snacks

 

[Uscg1984]

Dabo is that guy at a dinner gathering who loves announcing to everyone that he can't eat gluten or lactose.

 

[Uscg1984]

Dabo parks with his tires over the line.

 

[Evilchicken]

Dabo Swinney tells everybody at dinner that he prefers “dark meat”, and then proceeds to tell a story about some girl he dated…

 

[mickray]

Well...he certainly commands attention. SMH......

 

[DrMickeySC]

Ok, Mods. Someone doesn’t realize this is light humor, common among rivals. Not even anything bad. In fact I first saw this stuff between Oklahoma and Texas. Please show this guy out of the thread.

 

[Uscg1984]

 

[Lurker123]

Oh my. Some people lack a sense of humor.

 

[Evilchicken]

I see all you smart *** ******** artist running your dumb *** moffs but, you don;t ever say anything worth listening to. Dabo this, Fulmer that, what about the POS running a losing Carolina Program??? QUITE DISPAYING YOUR IGNORANCE ON A PUBLIC FORUM. We already know YOU ARE STUPID!

Lol!! What a moron. Good grief.

 

[1vagamecock]

Dabo Swinney’s laptop password is password.

His luggage combination is 12345

 

[Forkcock]

Dabo fishes without a license (true story).

 

[DrMickeySC]

Dabo Swinney says “please pass the ketchup” when he eats his Thanksgiving turkey.

 

[muscleknight]

Dabo buys cut rate car insurance from himself.

 

[Tusi21!!]

Dabo Swinney thinks a “pull out” couch is where you have safe sex

that's where he and his mom slept.

 

[Prestonyte]

Oh my. Some people lack a sense of humor.

Lacking a lot more than humor

 

[Uscg1984]

Dabo is that guy who's still wearing masks in public places.

 

[Uscg1984]

Dabo is that guy who clicks into obvious off-topic threads - only to post about how he hates off-topic threads.