Joey Chestnut!

[BVSt.Paul]

Today:

1. Compete in Nathan’s hot dog eating contest

2. Cologuard sample

3. Return to sender.

 

[lobolion]

I see many of you are ignorant of Major League Eating. You may not like what they are doing but they are professionals and they train a lot to be able to do what they do.

If there really is an activity or event called Major League Eating, we should all be ignorant of it. And please don't make the absurd mistake of concluding that, because they get paid to engage in this sophomoric activity, they are professionals.

 

[BobPSU92]

3. Return to sender.

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