Not Unlike Myself - Minutemen Game Thread

[Xenomorph]

I feel bad for the students having this shitshow during their time at MSU.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

I missed the Maine game a few years ago but this must be what it looked like at the time.

We may be looking at a "Tech and 11" season.

Maine was so bad because we beat them up and down the field, but we couldn't score. This is starting off worse than Maine.

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

I think I’ll go wash my car.

 

[onewoof]

Our DL has to be the worst position group in the entire country.

they are

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

This offensive line makes me miss John Hevesy.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Glad Hutzler watched the Lexington and Concord game film

 

[Dawg1976]

I've seen enough. I'm going outside and dig a hole for all my MSU parafernalia.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

I think I’ll go wash my car.

I just took a sledgehammer to mine.

 

[PBRME]

Is the the worst SEC team in the last 30 years? Vandy and SC immediately come to mind. My memory is fading, and I’m struggling to remember.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Let's hope they script their first drive and they suck the rest of the game

 

[Tractorman]

I didn't know whether to fire Hutz last week or wait til end of season. Looking like you gotta fire him after game today.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Showtime!

 

[HotMop]

Fire Hutzler at halftime.

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

Who the hell did we beat?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

We suck donkey balls

 

[RocketDawg]

So - is it true that we're paying these guys, along with scholarship, food, board, books?

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Holy 17!

 

[Xenomorph]

Minutemen are about to Jason Kelce our phone today.. aren't they.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Lebby needs to sacrifice the neck beard permanently. Unsure if it would help our play but it would be a net positive regardless

 

[85Bears]

MVB can’t really scramble apparently

 

[Itsaboutus]

Cool, the offensive line has completely quit

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Fire Hutzler at halftime.

And our dogshіt offensive line coach too

 

[85Bears]

Lebby needs to sacrifice the neck beard permanently. Unsure if it would help our play but it would be a net positive regardless

Meat store hat paying dividends

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Whoever 38 is that made the tackle on the kick return needs to be in on defense

 

[hatfieldms]

Is this our worst team we have ever had?

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

MVB can’t really scramble apparently

He's more athletic than Will Rogers.

 

[RocketDawg]

Eastern Kentucky probably wishing they'd played a little harder now.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

 

[85Bears]

He's more athletic than Will Rogers.

He is but I’m surprised he cant run, and that’s a really low bar

 

[L4Dawg]

This is the worst MSU team I have ever seen.

 

[Howiefeltersnstch]

Stop worrying about this offense guys. It's good remember ?? As soon as the give up 10 more points it will start clicking.

 

[RocketDawg]

Fire Hutzler at halftime.

I don't think it's all his fault.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Did we apply lube?

 

[onewoof]

 

[tired]

I'm putting up a new light in the kitchen for my lady & listening to my son call the game. It ain't all bad

 

[HotMop]

And our dogshіt offensive line coach too

17 it, fire everyone.

 

[85Bears]

Stop worrying about this offense guys. It's good remember ?? As soon as the give up 10 more points it will start clicking.

If we start getting blown out Show Time will turn on the jets

 

[horshack.sixpack]

I missed the Maine game a few years ago but this must be what it looked like at the time.

We may be looking at a "Tech and 11" season.

We do need to start coining a name for it that will stand the test of time as well. “Completely screwed after KY (Eastern that is)”

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

17 it, fire everyone.

That’s about where I am now. 17 it all to hell.

 

[HarveyDogMan]

If y’all can’t see the improvement in this team, you’re blind!!!!!