Not Unlike Myself - Minutemen Game Thread

[PBRME]

Blanton just got trucked by the qb.

Named after a slang for ******

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

If you want to stay sober, take a drink every time our d line makes a tackle

 

[57stratdawg]

Penalty for clapping. Wow

What was that? It wasn’t like he was trying to draw them. Half their line wasn’t set.

 

[WilCoDawg]

Why did I even turn on? We cannot play defense.

Because you’re like me in hoping to see Lebby walk over to Hutzler and b!tch slap him while ripping off his headset.

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

3rd down stop m17ers!

 

[85Bears]

UMass is really good but they aren’t good enough to beat us and the officials

 

[PBRME]

If you want to stay sober, take a drink every time our d line makes a tackle

Too late. I started drinking early expecting the worst. I’m either going to make a bunch of stupid posts or nothing at all because I’m hammered.

 

[BreckyBratt]

Woo hoo run for loss

 

[Bullldawg78]

Jet sweep sighting, showtime!!!

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

Our Oline is complete dog sch!t.

 

[Bullldawg78]

What was that play, guard and tackle on right side pill left and RB goes right????

 

[PBRME]

What was that play, guard and tackle on right side pill left and RB goes right????

Showtime!

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

“Line to gain” is my least favorite football announcer phrase.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

I'm convinced our freshmen left tackle Luke Work is our best lineman

 

[85Bears]

Surprised there wasn’t a flag there

 

[PBRME]

Was he not out of bounds? I’ll take, but thought his foot was touching the line.

 

[BreckyBratt]

Meanwhile FLA going to go into halftime with a 13-6 lead over UGA. Great day to be a bulldog***

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Meanwhile FLA going to go into halftime with a 13-6 lead over UGA. Great day to be a bulldog***

UGA has been a 2nd half team all year.

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

We need to punch it in here. Two score lead at half would be huge.

 

[JackStrawDawg]

The defense needs an adderall washed down with an espresso at halftime.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

YEAH BABY

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

The Presidential motorcade is on the move! Go Dogs!

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Van Buren has great acceleration. I thought Shapen did too

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

Shapen got nice hair.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

1:56 in the half. Can the fighting Hutzler's stop them? Loss of 3 on the first down

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Getting cocky with this timeout

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

When Stone drops you for a 5 yard loss it's just not your day.

 

[JackStrawDawg]

Getting cocky with this timeout

I was thinking the same thing. Not sure about that

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

This defense is all of a sudden finding a groove.

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

This defense is all of a sudden finding a groove.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

This defense is all of a sudden finding a groove.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Our O line couldn't block my toddler.

 

[HotMop]

How do you not run a play there?

 

[Bullldawg78]

How do you not run a play there?

Masterful clock management

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Great play calling there at the end! I'm tempted to put it back on the other game I watched.

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

How do you not run a play there?

Would have been a pick 6.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

How do you not run a play there?

Why no hail Mary?

 

[99jc]

Masterful clock management

Jiffy lube lebby is a p u s s y. at least throw a hail mary on the final play. What a chicken **** he is! you have 1 win you dumbass what is there too lose. 17 him!

 

[BreckyBratt]

This defense is all of a sudden finding a groove.

More like a rut**