Or bath towels that end up being the biggest, and most anticipated, box under the tree. I've heard...Pro tip: If you need a can opener, don't give your wife a can opener for Christmas. Just get a can opener.
Also buying a vacuum for the wife is a bad idea. Buying a robot vacuum is a great idea. It comes with the bonus of you telling her “I vacuum this house 3 times a week, now let me drink beer and watch football in peace.”Pro tip: If you need a can opener, don't give your wife a can opener for Christmas. Just get a can opener.
Some items with batteries they like.....Nothing with a cord or batteries unless it's an iPhone or Mac book or something. Not kitchen items.
They love their bags, purses, whatever.
I gave her a vacuum cleaner on her birthday. We were doing it doggy style on the floor and I chopped her arms out from under her and pushed her face first all over the house. Not happy about it at all.Also buying a vacuum for the wife is a bad idea. Buying a robot vacuum is a great idea. It comes with the bonus of you telling her “I vacuum this house 3 times a week, now let me drink beer and watch football in peace.”
If you're really asking - the new Dyson hairdryer is a hot item, small so if she travels a lot its great, and apparently it is in all the high-end spas so it carries a cache. That stupid thing cost me almost $500, only place I could find it was direct from Dyson. But at least I'm done shopping now.Saw this bad boy on the shelf. Seems kinda hardcore.
Thoughts?
I'm not, just sharing the face raping, "box" grater as a pervy joke.If you're really asking - the new Dyson hairdryer is a hot item, small so if she travels a lot its great, and apparently it is in all the high-end spas so it carries a cache. That stupid thing cost me almost $500, only place I could find it was direct from Dyson. But at least I'm done shopping now.
I'm actually getting her a couple weekends of classes at the Culinary Institute of America. One on Mexican dishes and the other on dim sum dumplings.... My Mom couldn't cook for ****. Getting some professional assistance in this matter.Get her a book of all your mom’s recipes with a thoughtful card that says, “try these. Please”.
I thought you were BSing with the price. Went to look myself and damn if you weren't. I ask this in all seriousness. What in the ever loving 17 will that $500 hair dryer do that mine $20 wally world special won't do?If you're really asking - the new Dyson hairdryer is a hot item, small so if she travels a lot its great, and apparently it is in all the high-end spas so it carries a cache. That stupid thing cost me almost $500, only place I could find it was direct from Dyson. But at least I'm done shopping now.
At that price I have to think it's legit blow dryer.I thought you were BSing with the price. Went to look myself and damn if you weren't. I ask this in all seriousness. What in the ever loving 17 will that $500 hair dryer do that mine $20 wally world special won't do?
Knee Pads. I did that once on the carpet and she ended up with bloody knees. Literally.I gave her a vacuum cleaner on her birthday. We were doing it doggy style on the floor and I chopped her arms out from under her and pushed her face first all over the house. Not happy about it at all.
Need more details on this robot vacuum cleaner move.
Is that the one with the hole through the middle?At that price I have to think it's legit blow dryer.
Pro tip: If you need a can opener, don't give your wife a can opener for Christmas. Just get a can opener.
I thought you were BSing with the price. Went to look myself and damn if you weren't. I ask this in all seriousness. What in the ever loving 17 will that $500 hair dryer do that mine $20 wally world special won't do?
It does have a big hole in the center of it. Got me to thinking...At that price I have to think it's legit blow dryer.
Do you have good life insurance? You do know there must be 50 ways to off a husband that stand a pretty good chance she will come out of it with no charges filed.Saw this bad boy on the shelf. Seems kindaDo you have insurance?
Hard to go wrong with nice jewelry, perfume or sweater. But if she has ever complained about kitchen knives or stated she might like a new set, I highly recommend Zwilling Four Star 2. You just don't know how great very high quality, sharp knives are unless you've used them. Much bigger difference than one might think.