No gotcha going on here, but as a resident of the PNW, owner of a Subaru Outback, wearer of a sweet *** ponytail, and connoisseur of avocado toast I find your stereotypes and generalizations offending and hurtful.
But it's all good, I'll take the high road. I forgive you for you know not what you have done.
Namaste
Thank you for the forgiveness?
Are you who I was describing? I don't see hipster listed in your rant.
I also drive an Outback and thru the last 10 years have had hair long enough to pull up. Am I one?
Are you offended by Portlandia?
And do you know what discrimination is?...it'd more than just someone repeating a commonly held view(hipster is played out).
If you still ride a fixie with a shoulder bag to carry your vinyl while yelling at cagers on your way to a local farm to meet the goat you will eat later that day at the local F2T restaurant, then I guess I was describing you.
If you don't do that, I wasn't describing you.
Either way, it isnt discrimination so stop trying.