OK, but humor and cynicism aside... how does that explain this aerial phenomenon that trained military observers have seen and picked up on telemetry?When it comes to Congress, they'll do anything to spend more money.
This topic isn't going away despite attempts by many to dismiss it for who-knows-what-reason (challenges one's worldview?).
If this happens to be highly advanced Chinese technology, so be it. But wouldn't you want to know that (or want the government to spend money figure it out)?