Our offense is laughable

DrMickeySC

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Satterfields offense is well known for being very complicated. He shows you how smart he is with all the complex schemes. So what if players are so confused by it that we get 50 yards in a half
Not sure where we get the remaining 15 yards to get to 50 🤦‍♂️
 

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They enjoyed their week of being ranked and being told how special they were. Looks like Missouri don't give a **** about our ranking.
 
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Satterfields offense is well known for being very complicated. He shows you how smart he is with all the complex schemes. So what if players are so confused by it that we get 50 yards in a half
Worst $h!t show I ever seen!!!! 👀
 

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Satterfields offense is well known for being very complicated. He shows you how smart he is with all the complex schemes. So what if players are so confused by it that we get 50 yards in a half

I keep hearing how his offense is "complicated", but I think people are misusing the term. The word they are looking for is "terrible".
 

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What has to be obvious to Beamer is that our offense is not good enough to win us any games. Without big special teams plays or big defensive plays/scores, we lose to UK and A&M. Obviously, tonight, we got nothing big on special teams or D and we lost. That performance tonight (what I saw of it, and it didn't appear to improve) was a product he should be ashamed of. If Satterfield had any dignity, he'd resign tonight. Yeah, Mizzou's D is good, but it's not THAT good.
 

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203 total yards. That's 126 yards below what Missouri is averaging.

No adjectives are adequate to describe this offense.
 
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203 total yards. That's 126 yards below what Missouri is averaging.

No adjectives are adequate to describe this offense.

Did you know that we scored less against Missouri than every single team on their schedule?

That includes vandy and the ooc patsies. (Including Louisiana Tech and the Abeline Christian Wildcats)
 

18IsTheMan

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Did you know that we scored less against Missouri than every single team on their schedule?

That includes vandy and the ooc patsies. (Including Louisiana Tech and the Abeline Christian Wildcats)

ha, I JUST posted that in response to one of your posts in a separate thread
 

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Worst $h!t show I ever seen!!!! 👀
I have to go back to Woods or Scott to see anything that resembled how we played today. We salvaged a very mediocre team's season for them. I talked to some of their fans on the way out; they couldn't believe that was their team down there beating us. They were truly expecting to lose this afternoon.
 
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Cocky99

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Satt should be the first firing on the Beamer era. The only question is WHEN? Why wait until off season? He isn’t going to cut it at this level. It’s disappointing we are already here- but it is what it is.
 
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Lurker123

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Satt should be the first firing on the Beamer era. The only question is WHEN? Why wait until off season?

Pity?

Not wanting to destroy his career?

I'm scrambling, I admit it. There's no real reason I can think of.
 

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You Know what’s mind boggling? The players look to the sideline to get a play, or a play that’s been changed. Then we see the play blow up. This tells us all we need to know. Plus in the 4th quarter with still a slim chance, we’re doing this and it’s eating up clock. It’s a 💩 show on offense.
 
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Satterfield is unable to adapt to what are the strengths of our personnel and instead asks our personnel to do things that are not their strengths. Things will not change until Satt accepts reality and modifies our offense. We have relied on special teams and big play turnovers for much of our scoring.
 

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And yet we have a poster that is defending him aggressively, week after week. I worry about what our history has done to some of our fans.

Beamer's got to see this objectively. Our offense has really made no progress through 21 games. Where are we better on offense than we were? If we're fortunate enough to beat Vandy, we'll have patched together 6 wins, which is the same record we mustered last year when we had to start a coach at QB. This offense is just dead in the water.
 

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I have to go back to Woods or Scott to see anything that resembled how we played today. We salvaged a very mediocre team's season for them. I talked to some of their fans on the way out; they couldn't believe that was their team down there beating us. They were truly expecting to lose this afternoon.
Nope, I recall we played Missouri in a lesser bowl Game (Birmingham Bowl?) back in Spurriers fun and gun days. Carolina raced out to a 29 point lead in the first half. Then Missouri caught fire in the 2nd half with a QB named Chace Daniels and came back to win 32-29. Now that was heartbreaking.its not like Mizzou has ever feared us for some reason.
 

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Nope, I recall we played Missouri in a lesser bowl Game (Birmingham Bowl?) back in Spurriers fun and gun days. Carolina raced out to a 29 point lead in the first half. Then Missouri caught fire in the 2nd half with a QB named Chace Daniels and came back to win 32-29. Now that was heartbreaking.its not like Mizzou has ever feared us for some reason.
I'm saying their current fans, having viewed the performance of their current team up to yesterday, did not expect to come to Columbia and win. One of them told me, "That's not Mizzou down there."
 

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Beamer's got to see this objectively. Our offense has really made no progress through 21 games. Where are we better on offense than we were? If we're fortunate enough to beat Vandy, we'll have patched together 6 wins, which is the same record we mustered last year when we had to start a coach at QB. This offense is just dead in the water.
The best game was the bowl where we ran an offense suited for our players.
 
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Satterfields offense is well known for being very complicated. He shows you how smart he is with all the complex schemes. So what if players are so confused by it that we get 50 yards in a half
It’s so complicated that he doesn’t understand it.
 

tsmcl

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What has to be obvious to Beamer is that our offense is not good enough to win us any games. Without big special teams plays or big defensive plays/scores, we lose to UK and A&M. Obviously, tonight, we got nothing big on special teams or D and we lost. That performance tonight (what I saw of it, and it didn't appear to improve) was a product he should be ashamed of. If Satterfield had any dignity, he'd resign tonight. Yeah, Mizzou's D is good, but it's not THAT good.
That conceited *** will never admit to making a mistake. He walked off the field blaming the players.
Fire that moron, TODAY
 

Tidalcock

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The best game was the bowl where we ran an offense suited for our players.
The bowl game performance and the addition of Rattler gave me hope. As others have posted we would not have won 5 without scores by special tesms and defense. I simply cannot wrap my head around how pathetic our offense has been with the talent that we have, especially this far into the season. Something is really wrong and correcting it starts at the top.
 

saludafan

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i think they should let somebody else call the offense the rest of the year and try doty at quarterback i like rattler but he turns the ball over to much and he doesnt like to run the ball
 

saludafan

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beamer making some changes now would encourage recruits and our current players that he is willing to make some changes i think this 21 game experiment should be over
 
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