Strangest gift you got for Christmas.
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in the spirit of cousin Eddie as a gag, I gave my brother a pair of red patent leather loafer shoes that I bought at Walls...then I gave him his other gift..should've seen the look on his face when he opened that box of shoes
My mom got me one of those last year. Not only is it something I would never wear, she got me a size XXXL as if I am Ruben Studdard.
true story, Grandparents were poor as 17 they probably thought they pulled one over on me but it was still in the package i believe i was a freshman in High School
only problem, I use an electric razor.
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Seriously.
Back Story: I've own a 3 story townhome with TONS of windows and they all have 6 inch window ledges, which are GREAT for decorating. Since I'm basically living the bachelor, decorating to me means bobblehead dolls, dvds, books, and other **** that I can't find space for. My bobblehead collection contains an Albert Pujols, Jim Edmonds, Dan Quisenberry, Brad Ausmus, Dwight Schrute.... and now, myself.
THIS is where she had the bobblehead made. She just had to submit two police style photos, one straight on head shot and one side shot.
As for why my eyes are closed and my tongue is sticking out... that's my "go-to" face whenever a camera comes up. I have one of those crazy girlfriends who take to many pictures... so after I smile a few times, I just pull out this face and the camera usually gets put up.
Strangest and most awesomest gift all at once!
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Back Story: I've own a 3 story townhome with TONS of windows and they all have 6 inch window ledges, which are GREAT for decorating. Since I'm basically living the bachelor, decorating to me means bobblehead dolls, dvds, books, and other **** that I can't find space for. My bobblehead collection contains an Albert Pujols, Jim Edmonds, Dan Quisenberry, Brad Ausmus, Dwight Schrute.... and now, myself.
THIS is where she had the bobblehead made. She just had to submit two police style photos, one straight on head shot and one side shot.
As for why my eyes are closed and my tongue is sticking out... that's my "go-to" face whenever a camera comes up. I have one of those crazy girlfriends who take to many pictures... so after I smile a few times, I just pull out this face and the camera usually gets put up.
Strangest and most awesomest gift all at once!
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Horrible looking piece of clothing. That was a tough fake smile and thank you. back then i was a spoiled kid who was pissed about the gift, nowadays, the laughter and story would make it my favorite christmas gift. RIP grandma.
from my Grandmother one year. It was two small boxes. I wasn't pissed off or upset about it as much as I was "What the hell is this?"
I'm just going to chalk that one up to Alzheimer's. Maybe I should be thankful that I didn't get a live cat wrapped up in a box.
I'm just going to chalk that one up to Alzheimer's. Maybe I should be thankful that I didn't get a live cat wrapped up in a box.
has 10 kids. 27 grandchildren. 12 or 13 great grandchildren.
All of the males older than 12 get the same shirt every year, but she'll give 3 or 4 different colors so that they seem different.
What can I say though? I give my nieces and nephews savings bonds (3 boys and 3 girls).
All of the males older than 12 get the same shirt every year, but she'll give 3 or 4 different colors so that they seem different.
What can I say though? I give my nieces and nephews savings bonds (3 boys and 3 girls).
My mother bought me a battery operated megaphone/loudspeaker. Huh? She said that she figured I could use it to shout at opposing teams fans while out tailgating or use it in the stands 
Poor mom doesn't even know what a first down is, so how could I jump her because she didn't know you couldn't take a freakin' megaphone/loudspeaker apparatus into a stadium!
Hey Barkman Turner Overdrive, you still got that XXXL Black Leather Sport Jacket?
If so, I want a Christmas present from you...I don't wear that size, but usually leather is cut smaller and may fit my big old frame! ha....but only if it is a sport coat, not a winter jacket.
But seriously, I'll give you a few dollars for it if it's practically brand new.</p>
Poor mom doesn't even know what a first down is, so how could I jump her because she didn't know you couldn't take a freakin' megaphone/loudspeaker apparatus into a stadium!Hey Barkman Turner Overdrive, you still got that XXXL Black Leather Sport Jacket?
If so, I want a Christmas present from you...I don't wear that size, but usually leather is cut smaller and may fit my big old frame! ha....but only if it is a sport coat, not a winter jacket.
But seriously, I'll give you a few dollars for it if it's practically brand new.</p>
Seriously, if you are looking to lose that megaphone, i'll gladly take it off your hands for a couple of bucks.
My worst gift was one my great aunt once gave me.... well I don't even know exactly what to call it. It was a set of pink girl pajamas that were one piece. top to bottom, solid pink... It would even cover your feet. I was about 8 years old. When I turned to my mom to see what I was supposed to do, she was already looking at me with her finger over her mouth telling me to just be quiet.
My worst gift was one my great aunt once gave me.... well I don't even know exactly what to call it. It was a set of pink girl pajamas that were one piece. top to bottom, solid pink... It would even cover your feet. I was about 8 years old. When I turned to my mom to see what I was supposed to do, she was already looking at me with her finger over her mouth telling me to just be quiet.
from my uncle once. I was probably 15 or so. This guy is pretty awful with gifts so this about par for the course.
A breathalyzer? I got one of those bad boys from my girlfriend this year... and I love it. Now I know if I stayed under .08 and can still drive. But of course, the only thing me and my brother have used it for so far is to see who can get the drunkest. I love Christmas.
but that's ok. Except for not seeing my son every day, I'll be a lot better off with her gone.</p>