Trouble on the plains?

HailStout

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Auburn friends of mine saying Harsin may be out soon due to the ole “inappropriate relationship”
 

mcdawg22

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I want to post so many Bwahahaha’s but DCD will edit my **** because of threaded view.
 

jethreauxdawg

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That won’t happen, but it would be really funny. Can you get a buy one, get one deal on pine boxes?
 

paindonthurt

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But why do they want to get rid of him?

They played pretty well last season for a first year guy.
 

Mobile Bay

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Looks like Ole Bryan Harsin has been dipping his pen in the company ink.
 

mcdawg22

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Bryan Harsin may have been reluctant to get the jab, but his assistant sure as hell wasn’t.
 

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Serious question: other than the obvious, how could this person "assist" the head football coach at Auburn?

Coaches and Athletic Directors should know better than this.
 

mcdawg22

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Harsin’s wife is hotter than this home wrecking cleat chaser
What?? She looks like he picked her up at the Lo Sto after coming off of Eagle Lake. But I guess some people have to be Confederate Railroad guys.
 

aTotal360

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Full disclosure: I admire Auburn for not giving any 17s when it comes to their athletic dept. I could easily see them chasing Irving.
 

WilCoDawg

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I’ll never understand women who post pictures of themselves like they’re someone important or special. “Just look at how important I look walking away from this plane! I’m fabulous (and very insecure)!
 

WilCoDawg

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So this makes me wonder if the new OC Davis maybe saw the writing on the wall.
 

Dawgbite

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We’re going to need a side by side comparison

Harsin’s wife is hotter than this home wrecking cleat chaser
Maybe just a couple of bikini shots and possibly an evening gown shot.
 

mcdawg22

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So this makes me wonder if the new OC Davis maybe saw the writing on the wall.
And Derek Mason. Or was it the other way around? Did all of these guys bolting make the Yellawood boys realize Harsin is a shitshow and they were sitting on this as collateral.
 

onewoof

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Full disclosure: I admire Auburn for not giving any 17s when it comes to their athletic dept. I could easily see them chasing Irving.

LSU, KY, Auburn, Bama all have confirmed recent violations. Several by the FBI.

But like Saban said yesterday "we" never paid any player to come to our school. Keyword there is "we". Some entity did, just not us.
 

mcdawg22

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I guess we are lucky our coach is Mike Leach, he makes a lot of passes but rarely scores.
 

johnson86-1

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Serious question: other than the obvious, how could this person "assist" the head football coach at Auburn?

Coaches and Athletic Directors should know better than this.

It's actually not a terrible deal for the athletic directors. It gives them a free out of the buyout if they can plausibly claim they didn't know. You just risk a Petrino situation. But I think I don't think Auburn would fire a good coach because of that. They'd tell him to pay hush money to the girl and just take the PR hit for a little while.

But if you're a coach with a $30M contract, you're a 17ing idiot to keep your sidepiece on staff. Set up a side business and make your side piece the manager and your personal assistant. Claim you're doing it that way because you can't use a school employee on your personal business and it's easier to have a personal assistant that can keep track of both. If you're in a college town, it'd be easy as **** to go buy a half dozen rental properties. Then have your side piece manage those and advertise for rental management services.
 

Mobile Bay

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If you look at her official picture on Auburn's website, yeah. There is a lot of instagram filtering going on.
 

Car Ramrod.sixpack

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What?? She looks like he picked her up at the Lo Sto after coming off of Eagle Lake. But I guess some people have to be Confederate Railroad guys.

The Lo Sto, man that takes me back is it even sill there. Walking out of that place and going directly to the duck blind is a surreal feeling. I will attest to the quality of women you can find there.
 

GloryDawg

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Did Alabama DC just get arrested for DUI? I wonder what his punishment would be. A lot of jobs you would be fired.
 

DAWGS1.sixpack

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It’s probably not a good idea to be hiring someone that looks like that as your Assistant and Assistant to Football Operations although she looks damn well qualified.
You think it’s a great idea at the time but it reality it’s not.
 

Shmuley

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GloryDawg

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He was not a good coach. Their program might have just been saved by a hard dick.
 
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