McDawg is my parallel universe self. I don't mind the cold at all... It's a permanent cure for swamp ***.
I was miserable in Texas and didn't realize it until we left. It was so 17ing hot and those storms would come out of nowhere. We talked about it for a while, but August 16th 2020 was the day we decided to pull the trigger to make like Busch and head for the mountains. I remember it vividly.
The pool felt like a 25k gallon bucket of piss it was so warm. I was considering adding a chiller to the damn thing for the next summer because by August the water temp was in the mid 90's all of the time. I was sitting on my back porch sweating like a tight rope walker with a calf cramp and took this photo of my weather station with the old 114° heat index at 4pm.
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I left 2 hours later to pick up Panda Express and a nasty storm came through with 60+ mph winds and forced me into a parking garage. Here's a gif from a video I shot at 6:34 pm that day from the parking garage.
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Got home and there were limbs everywhere, the pool was full of more **** than you can imagine, and the power was out. The house was hotter than hell from all of the day time heating and the power didn't get cut on until the next evening. Spent 3 days sweating my *** off cleaning up the mess from that storm.
The year before we had $100k in hail damage as it busted out the skylights and water came in the house. That same year we had 6" of rain in an hour and a flash flood came through and washed all my new sod away and dropped 3" of mud in the pool I was building 2 weeks after we plastered it. Hell, the year after I left the big freeze hit TX and it got down to -3° causing the pool pump to explode from ice and a water line busted behind the washer flooding the house. Plus the neighborhood was going to through rolling blackouts for a week and forced air furnaces don't work without power.
My pool after the flashflood and 3 weeks before we were supposed to be done with construction.
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The cold is easy when you know it's coming and are prepared, just throw on another layer. But those 17ing storms and the heat in the south are a nightmare man. I swear I have PTSD from that ****. I'd try the beach, but then the hurricanes would find me.