Which one of you guys....

[Drebin]

....is gonna rush out and buy John Cohen's house?

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[patdog]

I'll have to see how much money I have left after I buy Deion Sanders house.

Deion Sanders Selling 42-Acre Farm in Mississippi for $1.5M (realtor.com)

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Can anyone make out whose number 11 jersey that is in picture 2 or 3?

Nevermind. It's his jersey. I'm dumb.

 

[Drebin]

I'll have to see how much money I have left after I buy Deion Sanders house.

Deion Sanders Selling 42-Acre Farm in Mississippi for $1.5M (realtor.com)

Comparing the two at the asking price, Prime's is the more impressive place. The Cohen Crib seems a little underwhelming to me.

 

[lanceharbor7]

Comparing the two at the asking price, Prime's is the more impressive place. The Cohen Crib seems a little underwhelming to me.

The Cohen kitchen backsplash is hideous! /ducks

 

[horshack.sixpack]

....is gonna rush out and buy John Cohen's house?

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Interesting that he's not keeping his place in Starkville. I would have assumed he might retire there after Auburn scapegoats him for whatever impropriety that Hugh and their boosters get him into.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Comparing the two at the asking price, Prime's is the more impressive place. The Cohen Crib seems a little underwhelming to me.

that front view looks like the parking lot at my dentist

 

[aTotal360]

The outside living space is cool, but the inside sorta sucks.

 

[Mobile Bay]

Whenever I see a house like this, I just think who in the hell wants to maintain that much ****?

 

[L4Dawg]

Comparing the two at the asking price, Prime's is the more impressive place. The Cohen Crib seems a little underwhelming to me.

It is WAY more impressive. 42 acres is nice as well.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

My does the outside of the house look like a dentist's office?

 

[dawgstudent]

Loser only has 2 TV's in his living space??!!

 

[Perd Hapley]

Comparing the two at the asking price, Prime's is the more impressive place. The Cohen Crib seems a little underwhelming to me.

Prime’s is definitely more impressive. But its also listed at 50% more for about the same square footage in a less desirable area.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I no longer require that much living space. I'm not sure I ever did.

 

[Drebin]

Prime’s is definitely more impressive. But its also listed at 50% more for about the same square footage in a less desirable area.

Well, the desirable area thing is certainly in the eye of the beholder. Cohen's place is in a more desirable area for me, because Starkville is home. But there are worse places than Canton. And 42 acres is nice.

 

[NWADawg]

The Cohen kitchen backsplash is hideous! /ducks

Representing the old "gots duck on the pond" base runner reference. **

 

[NTDawg]

Prime’s is definitely more impressive. But its also listed at 50% more for about the same square footage in a less desirable area.

42 acres vs 3

 

[paindonthurt]

I no longer require that much living space. I'm not sure I ever did.

No one “requires” that much space.

Nothing wrong with wanting it or getting it if you can afford it but I always laugh at the people who NEED a bigger house.

 

[maroonmadman]

No way I'm buying a house that cost over a mil with scored concrete floors. For that kind of change I want wood floors. Outdoors area is very nice. I especially like the pull down screens to keep out bugs. Still, as someone said, kinda underwhelming for the price.
Deion's place has that rustic look. Pretty nice if you like that style. 42 acres is attractive too. Someone will snatch that deal up. I'd give it serious thought if I win the lottery.

 

[Perd Hapley]

42 acres vs 3

Average cost per acre of farm land in MS is about $3100 per acre. That represents about a $121,000 difference in land value in the 39 acres. And that’s assuming the land in rural Canton is valued the same as in Cohen’s neighborhood (Browning Creek?), which isn’t likely. Either way, not nearly enough to account for the half million in price difference.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Prime's old house is not in a great area. For those who travel that stretch of 43, it's a couple miles behind Buckethead's on the Rez.

 

[patdog]

Prime’s is definitely more impressive. But its also listed at 50% more for about the same square footage in a less desirable area.

It’s within 15 minutes of a MUCH more desirable area. Only downside is Canton public schools. But if you’re buying that house you’re probably sending your kids to St Andrew’s anyway.

 

[Ranchdawg]

Interesting that he's not keeping his place in Starkville. I would have assumed he might retire there after Auburn scapegoats him for whatever impropriety that Hugh and their boosters get him into.

He will want a more expensive place when he returns with his Auburn money.

 

[Dawgg]

C'Mon John! The first thing they tell you is take down the family photos.

Generic art to stage it? Sure. 20 pictures of you and Nelle? Only a real narcissist would do that.***

 

[Moondawgg]

Coffee makes you hallucinate

 

[johnson86-1]

Average cost per acre of farm land in MS is about $3100 per acre. That represents about a $121,000 difference in land value in the 39 acres. And that’s assuming the land in rural Canton is valued the same as in Cohen’s neighborhood (Browning Creek?), which isn’t likely. Either way, not nearly enough to account for the half million in price difference.

The quality of the finishes themselves may account for $50 a sq ft of the difference. Cohen's outdoor living area is nice, and it's got nice custom cabinetry, but a lot of it is spec house quality finishing (e.g., the scored concrete floors). Assuming there aren't quality issues that you can't see in the pictures, Sanders's house really looks to be very high end.

 

[Drebin]

Coffee makes you hallucinate

Explains the moments of intense bastardness.

 

[Faustdog]

Comparing the two at the asking price, Prime's is the more impressive place. The Cohen Crib seems a little underwhelming to me.

Every coach’s house I’ve ever seen in Starkville looks like it was built 2000-2010 and hasn’t had an update since.

 

[Drebin]

Every coach’s house I’ve ever seen in Starkville looks like it was built 2000-2010 and hasn’t had an update since.

Croom's old house is on the market...and it's about the fourth or fifth time it's hit the market.

 

[Perd Hapley]

The quality of the finishes themselves may account for $50 a sq ft of the difference. Cohen's outdoor living area is nice, and it's got nice custom cabinetry, but a lot of it is spec house quality finishing (e.g., the scored concrete floors). Assuming there aren't quality issues that you can't see in the pictures, Sanders's house really looks to be very high end.

Exactly my point. Deion’s house is nicer but also way more expensive. Just about any of us would rather have a $1.5 million home than a $1 million home, same for just having $1.5 million in cash vs. $1 million. Its not exactly earth shattering news that Deion’s house is nicer / better.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Prime’s is definitely more impressive. But its also listed at 50% more for about the same square footage in a less desirable area.

Not sure I agree with "less desirable"

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Whenever I see a house like this, I just think who in the hell wants to maintain that much ****?

I think dudes with houses like this pay people to take care of it.

 

[vhdawg]

....is gonna rush out and buy John Cohen's house?

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Front of that house looks like an insurance office.

 

[vhdawg]

It’s within 15 minutes of a MUCH more desirable area. Only downside is Canton public schools. But if you’re buying that house you’re probably sending your kids to St Andrew’s anyway.

It's really funny comparing a map of the Canton school district boundaries with a map where you can see where high density residential neighborhoods are. As soon as you cross into Canton district, it turns from family sized neighborhoods and house to big *** rich people houses on giant lots.

 

[vhdawg]

My does the outside of the house look like a dentist's office?

Great minds....

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Comparing the two at the asking price, Prime's is the more impressive place. The Cohen Crib seems a little underwhelming to me.

I was thinking that. Cohen’s house is huge, but boring af. Not surprising. Prime’s is legit

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

That bathroom sucks. Inside seems pretty boring overall

 

[Dawgbite]

Front of that house looks like an insurance office.

Let’s be honest, who on this board in the middle of August riding a lawnmower hasn’t wished their entire yard was concrete?

 

[jdbulldog]

Better choices available for a mil….already sold a house in Starkville once. It wasn’t that big but sold in less than 10 days. Locations around the university are prime and would certainly be more preferable than any place in Canton, MS.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Other than Cohen's office I see nothing in that house that indicates Mississippi State folks lived there. Nice job Nellie. **