2023 Battle for the Golden Egg Game Thread

[WilCoDawg]

We are

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Moving the ball throwing. Kill the drive with a play that’s been stuffed all night. Genius.

Give a 12 year old a PlayStation controller and let him call plays

 

[uptowndawg]

Damn

 

[RockyDog]

Do we have any IQ on our sidelines? Bunch of damn idiots

 

[Maroon13]

Did we really call timeout?

Yep. And missed the FG. This kicker isn't THAT good. He serviceable but we need to get better there

 

[POTUS]

We were moving the ball throwing. Then we just quit.

 

[maroonmadman]

It could be worse. It could also be a lot better.

 

[POTUS]

Why call a TO with 20 seconds left? Why not run it down? Dumb.

 

[blitz2Win]

We were moving the ball throwing. Then we just quit.

Barbay just calls plays randomly. There is no strategy there

 

[RockyDog]

Can somebody lock Barbary in the elevator please?

 

[FlotownDawg]

That third down play was such pu$$y schitt. It’s like we were just setting up for the field goal. And then we freaking missed it.

 

[Motodawg]

Zone blocking reminds me of that funny YouTube video of the blind kid playing football.

WHAT THE 17 IS GOING ONNNNN

 

[Coast_Dawg]

We were moving the ball throwing. Then we just quit.

Can’t abandon the run ***

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

We outgained them by 1 yard in the 1st half.

 

[BirdPuppy]

Barbay is total ****

 

[uptowndawg]

My 5 year old just watched the missed field goal, turned to me, shrugged and said “well he tried his best” then went back to his room to play legos. My soul just left my body and I’m about to go play legos.

 

[ckDOG]

Not a soul in that stadium that has a problem going all in on scoring a TD there. We could have at least taken one shot. I still go for it on 4th and 1. Fake the kick. Something. We aren't winning this game in a FG contest

 

[maroonmadman]

I thought our play calling was better last weekend. I was wrong. Sorry.

 

[blitz2Win]

Offensive line is like the defense. Last year under Miller they were good and in the egg bowl pretty nasty. 4/5 returned. This is coaching.

Defense has the personnel to be as good as they are playing tonight. It’s coaching

 

[thekimmer]

FG Kicker has one job to do. Sigh

 

[PBDog]

you have to run it on that 3rd down play - that’s the right call

 

[PBRME]

My 5 year old just watched the missed field goal, turned to me, shrugged and said “well he tried his best” then went back to his room to play legos. My soul just left my body and I’m about to go play legos.

I think that outlook, and legos would be a solid choice. Much better than me bitching on the forums and binge drinking.

 

[FlotownDawg]

you have to run it on that 3rd down play - that’s the right call

Why is it the right call? Even if we convert it, we’ve only got 20 seconds and one timeout to try and score a touchdown from about the 20 yard line. It’s like we were just trying to set up the field goal on that drive with a freshman kicker. It backfired.

 

[L4Dawg]

Well, if you had told me before the game we could go in at the half down by 3, I would have taken it. The offense has been bad, but that was the best half of football the defense has played all year.

 

[uptowndawg]

Why is it the right call? Even if we convert it, we’ve only got 20 seconds and one timeout to try and score a touchdown from about the 20 yard line. It’s like we were just trying to set up the field goal on that drive with a freshman kicker. It backfired.

Agree. At that point we were playing for a field goal and by the time we lined up for it we were close enough to have made it. Offense and OC did a good enough but not great job there.

 

[RockyDog]

Stadium looks like it had emptied out. Probably gonna get blowed out in the 2nd half

 

[Seinfeld]

Well, if you had told me before the game we could go in at the half down by 3, I would have taken it. The offense has been bad, but that was the best half of football the defense has played all year.

Only problem now is that since we all clearly saw the offense improve as soon as we went to quick pass hurry up playcalling, the only thing we can logically expect is to entirely abandon this to start the 2nd half

 

[PBRME]

Only problem now is that we all clearly saw the offense improve as soon as we went to quick pass hurry up playcalling, the only thing we can logically expect is to entirely abandon this to start the 2nd half

Expect more stuffed run plays.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Maybe we'll have a halftime adjustment like Barbay grows a brain

 

[uptowndawg]

Only problem now is that we all clearly saw the offense improve as soon as we went to quick pass hurry up playcalling, the only thing we can logically expect is to entirely abandon this to start the 2nd half

I fully expect Barbay to be writhing on a white board in the locker room about running up the middle 3 times with the playclock at 2 on each snap to start the 2nd half.

 

[blitz2Win]

Only problem now is that we all clearly saw the offense improve as soon as we went to quick pass hurry up playcalling, the only thing we can logically expect is to entirely abandon this to start the 2nd half

Makes you wonder what would happened if we didn’t change the offense and kept the old coaches

 

[uptowndawg]

Maybe we'll have a halftime adjustment like Barbay grows a brain

If he had anything to do with that last drive he can stay. But I doubt he did.

 

[uptowndawg]

3 and out mother ******* !!!

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Barbay's scheme might start working in the second half. Also Jeff Bezos might decide to give me a billion dollars out of the goodness of his heart.

 

[Coast_Dawg]

Don’t abandon the run! ****

 

[Seinfeld]

Lol at the most ole miss reaction ever by Walton. Give up the 1st down conversion but go wild because you got a good lick in

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Did Barbay step away to take a shіt?**

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Now this is a better version of Will.

 

[PBRME]

Jordan agrees. No huddle uptempo and Will found a rhythym. We need to get back to that.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

PUNCH IT IN HERE!