I want y’all to know that I took one for the team tonight. I have watched almost every minute this team has played all season, but after the first half, I knew I needed to stop watching, so despite, again, watching almost this entire season, I turned off the TV, made a defeatist post, and took my kids to the local pumpkin patch. 45 minutes later, we have the lead and subsequently a win.
So while, yes, there were some absolutely stunning individual performances from Main, Johnson, and Izquierdo, as well as a couple of killer saves by Anderson, we all know that I deserve all the credit for creating the karmic balance needed to turn this game around.
Am I a hero? Well, I think we live in an age where that word is used a little too loosely, but yes, yes, I am a hero.