Incinerate them. Put them in some kind of plasma-fired, rocket-hot oven I'm assuming they have at a lab on North Farm or somewhere on Engineering Row. Burn them past the point of recognition, turn them as close to elemental carbon as we can, then place the ashes into three unmarked boxes. Drive them to the following places: the state line east of Columbus, the state line north of Corinth, the MS River bridge at Greenville. Dump out the contents, then drive back to Starkville and never speak of this ill-conceivedexperiment ever again. Nothing good has ever come from them (although I held out hope that since we were playing top-10 ranked teams that it MIGHT not be the jerseys' fault) and apparently, nothing ever will. They will not be missed.<div>Seriously. Burn them to a crisp.</div>