“Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right? We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talking some f’n muscle.”
Great movie lines
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Just about anything they got Jennifer Anniston to say in either horrible bosses movies.....
Won't bother to quote as I know the censors would get it.
Won't bother to quote as I know the censors would get it.
Once Upon a Time in the West
'Looks like we're shy of one horse'.
'You brought two to many'
'Looks like we're shy of one horse'.
'You brought two to many'
It's a helluva thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.
Commander: Beggin’ your pardon sir but won’t we hit our own men?
Longshanks: Yes, but we’ll hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack.
Longshanks: Yes, but we’ll hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack.
More than one line, but anyway:
"Man like Ringo got a great empty hole right through the middle of him. He can never kill enough or steal enough or inflict enough pain to ever fill it."
"Man like Ringo got a great empty hole right through the middle of him. He can never kill enough or steal enough or inflict enough pain to ever fill it."
What in the wide, wide, world of sports is a-going on here!
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Basically every line in the Cohen Brothers remake of True Grit is quotable.
...I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." - Crash Davis
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
"You tell 'em I'm coming...and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!"
"My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
"You tell 'em I'm coming...and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!"
"My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
" 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center." -- Mona Lisa Vito
Of course this line is better if you are actually watching Marisa Tomei deliver it.
Of course this line is better if you are actually watching Marisa Tomei deliver it.
"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
"I had a rough night and I hate the 17n Eagles, man!"
"I had a rough night and I hate the 17n Eagles, man!"
I thought his life might be in danger.
Grave danger, sir?
Is there another kind?
Grave danger, sir?
Is there another kind?
"I was afraid I wouldn't be able to use the "liar, liar, pants on fire" defense." - Lt. Caffey
These go to eleven
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
And one of my personal favorites, the it is delivered in Hangover...
Hey, Stu. I don't enjoy talking to you that way. I don't know why you insist on making me blow my top. We've been on a lot of adventures together. But it seems like you haven't learned anythin. Anythin!
And one of my personal favorites, the it is delivered in Hangover...
Hey, Stu. I don't enjoy talking to you that way. I don't know why you insist on making me blow my top. We've been on a lot of adventures together. But it seems like you haven't learned anythin. Anythin!
That whole movie script was one great line after another. Think I could put half of the movie in here. Without question my favorite all time.
Sam Weinberg: “I strenuously object?” Is that how it’s done? Hm? “Objection, your Honor!” “Overruled” “No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object.” “Oh! You strenuously object. Then I’ll take some time and reconsider.”
Obviously had the star power of Nicholson, Cruise and Moore but not sure it wasn't Pollack that held it all together. Man he was good.
Speaking of John Denver......
"In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won Country Musician of the Year. In 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders, John Denver! Yeah, can you believe it? Replaced by John ******* Denver! Well, I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it"
Rod Farva
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“ Look, here’s the deal, I don’t need y’all to approve my choices alright, but I do ask that you respect them.” - Sandra Bullock as Leanne Toughy, The Blindside
"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast"
I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. Stumpy had to go!
I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”
Well, are you going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
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