Most hated modern day small talk phrases….

[OG Goat Holder]

1) “I know right”

2) “So what does that look like”, followed by 17ed up description, when describing an idea;

3) “we did such and such in the such and such space”;

Carlin used to call it soft language. Much of modern day pussiness. Why use these extra words?

 

[AlCoDog]

1) “I know right”

2) “So what does that look like”, when describing an idea;

3) “we did such and such in the such and such space”;

Carlin used to call it soft language. Much of modern day pussiness

“All the things”

 

[jethreauxdawg]

“Small talk”

 

[dawgman42]

"The g.o.a.t."

 

[OG Goat Holder]

"The g.o.a.t."

I do hope you realize that my handle is not based on that acronym

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

"at the end of the day..."

I always thought that at the end of the day the day was over?

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Problematic

 

[Awwhellnaw]

“Triggered”

“Some type of way”

“Bruh”

“I’m runnin’ ________” or “What are you runnin’?”

 

[Podgy]

Hotty Toddy

 

[Bullldawg78]

Woke

 

[Johnnie Come Lately]

I do hope you realize that my handle is not based on that acronym

Do you honestly believe that anyone with so much as a rudimentary understanding of the history of this board would think that?

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

I heard that.

You know that's right.

 

[Anon1701552571]

1) “I know right”

2) “So what does that look like”, followed by 17ed up description, when describing an idea;

3) “we did such and such in the such and such space”;

Carlin used to call it soft language. Much of modern day pussiness. Why use these extra words?

I keep a list of idiotic language. It includes the following:
I can’t with
Living your best life
Hits different
Referring to something as extra
Referring to good as life changing
Something is “on point”
Big facts
The fleek in general
AF
Yeet
Sus
I can’t even right now
I dunno
On the daily
I was today years old
I want
Oof
Something “Be like”
Anything “Next Level”
Low key anything
If you know, you know
Amirite
Tell me something without telling me something
Peeping something
Prolly
No cap
Sheesh
I did a thing
The feels
Me:
Also Me:
idk
Bussin
Drippin
Period
Gonna
if you know you know
I’m here for it
What had happened was
The feels

 

[85Bears]

Boomer

Pronouns

Typing loose instead of lose

bump is fixin to eat(morons commenting on receiver recruiting circa 2022)

Blue collar

 

[Negative Waves]

Circle back and “I was like” put in front of everything said.

 

[aTotal360]

For all intensive purposes…

 

[L4Dawg]

I do hope you realize that my handle is not based on that acronym

So you have a thing for goats?

 

[jdbulldog]

me personally
irregardless

 

[PBDog]

unpack
working in this space
DEI

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Do you honestly believe that anyone with so much as a rudimentary understanding of the history of this board would think that?

Obviously, @L4Dawg does. And you’d be surprised how many people over the years have asked me via PM if I “hold goats, that’s muh so eMbArRaSsInG”. And I always tell them - yes, I do. I hold goats.

Our fanbase definitely cares way too much about what people think. Thin skin and enveloped into the mouth breathing hivemind. And we continue to suck due to it.

 

[Mr. Cook]

“All I see is 3 wins”

 

[ZombieKissinger]

“We’re aligned”


if someone at work says that one more time, I’m going to level set with them and make a 17ing KPI about it

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Physicality.


Dare you have a drinking game during a football weekend and use that as the word to drink.

 

[AlCoDog]

I keep a list of idiotic language. It includes the following:
I can’t with
Living your best life
Hits different
Referring to something as extra
Referring to good as life changing
Something is “on point”
Big facts
The fleek in general
AF
Yeet
Sus
I can’t even right now
I dunno
On the daily
I was today years old
I want
Oof
Something “Be like”
Anything “Next Level”
Low key anything
If you know, you know
Amirite
Tell me something without telling me something
Peeping something
Prolly
No cap
Sheesh
I did a thing
The feels
Me:
Also Me:
idk
Bussin
Drippin
Period
Gonna
if you know you know
I’m here for it
What had happened was
The feels

I see you’ve met my sons

 

[mstateglfr]

I do hope you realize that my handle is not based on that acronym

Right- it's based on 'goat' backwards. Or more accurately, it's based on 'goat' misspelled backwards.
...or based on any number of other related goating names.

 

[ckDOG]

After decades of hearing it used on nearly a daily basis, I still haven't figured out why "touch base" makes any sense in the context it's used.

There's a bunch of other things that irritate me...mostly things that executives say that make them think they sound effective. Laser focused seem to be popular as of late.

Also..."let's goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!". Kill it with fire.

Edit: Another thing I just remembered. Do people (sorority girls, namely) still greet others with "heyyyyy! What are you dooooinnnnng?" Well...I'm here talking to you now, wtf do you think I'm doing?

I don't know if that was a MS thing...an MSU thing at a point in time or what. But I stopped hearing it once I graduated and left Starkville. Don't miss it.

 

[mstateglfr]

- responding to observations from other with 'RIGHT?!'...and nothing more.
1 time in a conversation is fine. 3 or more is walk away time.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Also..."let's goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!". Kill it with fire.

Oh dear God I hate this terrible shlt

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

Germans
17
I'd hit that
Pictures or it didn't happen
OT

 

[mcdawg22]

Don’t have the bandwidth. You’re not a ******* internet connection.

 

[SanfordRJones]

My dude/ My guy
Today years old
Any social media influencer horsesh!t

 

[Lloyd Christmas.sixpack]

“Ok, so here’s the thing”
Most recently heard being uttered by a bearded freak who identifies as a woman trying to “normalize” their insanity

 

[chained1]

"It's giving _____ vibes"

I'm not exactly sure why but that irritates the 17 outta me

 

[hdogg]

Borrowing this from Seinfeld
"It is what it is" : you have added nothing to the conversation by saying this. You have just wasted our time. This has no meaning.

I've posted this before but I will cut anyone who says "chillax"

And borrowing from Adam Corolla :
If I ever say thay I did the best I could with what I had, it means that I have completely failed.
(This was in his parenting book, so applies to being a parent but true in general... yes I read a parenting book by adam corolla!)

 

[85Bears]

LFG, every time some 2 star agrees to a visit

 

[dorndawg]

I heard that.

You know that's right.

I don't use these a whole lot, but I like 'em.

 

[85Bears]

Obviously, @L4Dawg does. And you’d be surprised how many people over the years have asked me via PM if I “hold goats, that’s muh so eMbArRaSsInG”. And I always tell them - yes, I do. I hold goats.

Our fanbase definitely cares way too much about what people think. Thin skin and enveloped into the mouth breathing hivemind. And we continue to suck due to it.

“Thin skinned mouth breather”, you’ve got EliteDawgs covered

 

[dorndawg]

For all intensive purposes…

It's all intensive porpoises, actually. What kind of dubmas$es are you hanging around?

 

[dorndawg]

Don’t have the bandwidth.

Somebody's been hanging out with a lot white women aged about 38 or older.

 

[Felonious Junk]

If you use the phrase “it is what it is” I assume that you are a stupid person with no ability to influence the world around you and you just accept whatever hand you are dealt.