OT: If you were in the woods and Big Foot Attacked what weapon do you want?

[GloryDawg]

It has to be something you can buy legally in the United States

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

30.06

If it was good enough to drop that pack of chupacabras last month I trust it to take care of Bigfoot, too.

 

[AROB44]

Wouldn't need a weapon.....Bigfoot doesn't exist.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Benellin m4 with double-aught buck. This is the answer for any type of living being that isn’t wearing body armour.

 

[Ace-Leroy]

Oh They exist......

Wouldn't need a weapon.....Bigfoot doesn't exist.

I leave the hose running in my backyard and the local Squatch here come right up and get a drink from it. You don't need a weapon unless You attempt to photograph one though. They hate that. They think You are stealing their soul.

 

[Dawgbite]

Keltec KSG with slugs in one tube and buckshot in the other.

 

[The Peeper]

Damn it's a slow day on 6 Pack

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Screw killing him. Hand him a pen and agent's agreement and make a fortune...possibilities are endless (do we need D Line men?).

 

[cowbell88]

BMG 50, cause I like carnage.

 

[Dawgg]

Sam Elliott had a problem with regular weapons. If he had problems, I don’t stand a chance. My best weapon is a great set of running shoes.

 

[aTotal360]

Here's a question I've had will all my hunting buddies...If you were sitting in your deer stand (had NO camera of any sort) and saw bigfoot casually walking in front of you, would you shoot it?

 

[Awwhellnaw]

Noisy Cricket*

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Wouldn't need a weapon.....Bigfoot doesn't exist.

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Don't say that too loud

 

[mcdawg22]

A lightsaber or BFG.

 

[woozman]

Sack of crawfish, 20# of grilled salmon, 3-4 smoked briskets, 10 racks of baby back ribs. And 2 kegs of beer…

 

[dawgtron]

Big Lego

Especially if in the middle of the night and he is trying to pee.

 

[She Mate Me]

A diaper and a flying car.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

If it's female, my third leg.

Who hasn't wondered about Squatch Snatch?

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

If it's female, my third leg.

Who hasn't wondered about Squatch Snatch?

Once you go Squatch you never go back!

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I think a 50 cal is legal in the Sip? If i had a pick of the weapons i used to own before the tragic boating accident, I'd probably go 30.06 over a 45-70 or 12 gauge. In an open environment, the 30.06 has a much longer effective range over both and is semi auto compared to the single shot 45-70, plus I wouldn't want him to get as close and needed that would be effective range for a 12 gauge. If a close quarters situation, 12 gauge.

 

[thatsbaseball]

or a couple of dozen Krystals **

 

[BeardoMSU]

Lightsaber

 

[HotMop]

It has to be something you can buy legally in the United States

I'm going head to head. Fists a blazing.

 

[MeridianDog]

A great big package of beef jerky to sooth that savage beast!

 

[T-TownDawgg]

A high quality camera. He'll be 300 yards away in 1.5 seconds.

 

[DawgInThe256]

A friend who runs slower than me

 

[Ozarkdawg]

Actually Marlin makes a lever action 45-70

I think a 50 cal is legal in the Sip? If i had a pick of the weapons i used to own before the tragic boating accident, I'd probably go 30.06 over a 45-70 or 12 gauge. In an open environment, the 30.06 has a much longer effective range over both and is semi auto compared to the single shot 45-70, plus I wouldn't want him to get as close and needed that would be effective range for a 12 gauge. If a close quarters situation, 12 gauge.

It's the rifle Chris Pratt's character had in Jurassic World

https://www.marlinfirearms.com/s/model_1895sbl/

 

[M R DAWGS]

Ruger Super Blackhawk Hunter .44 mag, and I would get a full body mount of the bastard, no matter the cost

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[PBRME]

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[WilCoDawg]

A Chuck Norris.

 

[MSUCE99]

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[Bill Shankly]

Wouldn't need a weapon.....Bigfoot doesn't exist.

Agreed, whatever I could sell for the most money to people that think Bigfoot actually exists.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

It's the rifle Chris Pratt's character had in Jurassic World

https://www.marlinfirearms.com/s/model_1895sbl/

Henry too.

Most of us in the 'Sip own the cheap H&R Hand-Rifle (single shot breech load) that is/was legal for primitive weapons season (I think now you can use any rifle on private land). It is not a pleasant rifle to shoot.

 

[DerHntr]

Ruger Super Blackhawk Hunter .44 mag, and I would get a full body mount of the bastard, no matter the cost

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Did you scare that deer to death?

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

It might have been stillborn... It's the size of a large housecat.

 

[jackbaddawg]

A box of Rat Poison and 10 lbs of hamburger meat .

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

Did you scare that deer to death?

My question too. I assuming the entry is on the other side and no exit?

 

[She Mate Me]

Ruger Super Blackhawk Hunter .44 mag, and I would get a full body mount of the bastard, no matter the cost

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I'd be happy to turn that animal into delicious human food,

But posing it like a trophy with a ridiculous revolver on it would never cross my mind.

 

[Hump4Hoops]

A magic wand.

If Bigfoot is real, so is magic.

 

[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

It has to be something you can buy legally in the United States

Asked this question to the gun nut in the family and this is what I got back so I'm going with this.


"(Can be) Owned by who? Mil. Contractors then I’d take a M72 Law
If owned by Class 7ffls then an Alexander Arms .50 AR converted to select fire Or a .10mm auto vector
If by a class 3 dealer then I’d take a Thumper
.40mm
If by a regular (broke) civilian then I’d do a 37mm grenade launcher
If rifling was specified then I guess an Ar10 in .308 with a binary trigger Or possibly a .50 beo or .458
Since .700 nitro isn’t transferable"