My wife knows the moment my butt hits the couch cushion no matter where she is in the house and immediately needs me to do something
OT - Say You’re Married without Saying You’re Married
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Bought that really nice treadmill that had to be had, and so far it’s turned out to be perfect for hanging clothes.
I use to have the same problem and I figured it out. Start with at least 3 options and it better to pick something, even if you think she doesn’t want that. Making a one pick from 3 or more possibilities is hard enough for a woman…
DO NOT GIVE HER JUST TWO CHOICES!!!
She will never pick one! It doesn’t matter what the choices are, she will make you wait… and wait… and wait…
You’re going to get tired of leftovers.
Ahh sh it the boxes. My two garage was built to store empty boxes and its my to them to the street.
This post has been pure gold, you guys are great.
Currently, we are at an impasse at the rotor house.
Pre-parade Her: “we’re not going anywhere with anyone after, let’s just have a chill day.”
Me: cool
Post parade her: “we’re going to go get beignets with momma, your parents didn’t want to come.”
Me: “cool, but if we’re going to go get food, let’s go get food food, not some snack at 1030.”
Her: “where do you want to go”
Me: wherever your mom or sister want, they’re the ones that’ll be critical, I don’t care.
Her: “WTF has gotten into you, can’t you make a decision, why do you have to be so grumpy, fine, just fine, we’re going home. I’ll call and say we’re going home.”
Me: “cool”
Silver lining: I have seemingly been relegated to my own devices for the remainder of the day….cool
Currently, we are at an impasse at the rotor house.
Pre-parade Her: “we’re not going anywhere with anyone after, let’s just have a chill day.”
Me: cool
Post parade her: “we’re going to go get beignets with momma, your parents didn’t want to come.”
Me: “cool, but if we’re going to go get food, let’s go get food food, not some snack at 1030.”
Her: “where do you want to go”
Me: wherever your mom or sister want, they’re the ones that’ll be critical, I don’t care.
Her: “WTF has gotten into you, can’t you make a decision, why do you have to be so grumpy, fine, just fine, we’re going home. I’ll call and say we’re going home.”
Me: “cool”
Silver lining: I have seemingly been relegated to my own devices for the remainder of the day….cool
Does she also talk to you from another room and get mad when you can’t hear her and refuse to come to where YOU are?
This thread is definitely a Six Pack Remembers Nominee. It may make the Top Thread of the Year if we had one.
This explains why my wife is getting fat, she’s eating dinner with two of us!
Same. I cook every meal we eat. But she cleans. And cleans non stop. It’s a fair trade, but don’t think i don’t make extra messes when she’s being b!tchy
I hate that mother-17-er “we”. “We” always has **** lined up for “me” to do. Me and “we” need to have a little talk explaining the down times of deer, turkey, football, and basketball seasons.
Just about every single day. I literally walk out of the room counting to 15 to see if/when she’ll start talking in a normal tone. like I’m just waiting around nearby hoping to hear something else that I need to go and do.
Sounds like many of yall aren’t doing it right.
The whole ‘where are we gonna eat’ bit is relationship 101. If you fail that shlt test I don’t know what to tell you. Have fun walking around on eggshells, 17 that
The whole ‘where are we gonna eat’ bit is relationship 101. If you fail that shlt test I don’t know what to tell you. Have fun walking around on eggshells, 17 that
Advice for newlyweds. You and your wife sit down to watch a movie. You have two options.
A- Go over movie selections for nearly an hour before giving in and watching some romantic comedy. Fifteen minutes into it she will be asleep and by that time you want to know how it turns out so you reluctantly watch a bad movie.
B- Pick what you want knowing fifteen minutes into it she will be asleep.
A- Go over movie selections for nearly an hour before giving in and watching some romantic comedy. Fifteen minutes into it she will be asleep and by that time you want to know how it turns out so you reluctantly watch a bad movie.
B- Pick what you want knowing fifteen minutes into it she will be asleep.
I have so many pillows on my couch and chairs that I could make a fort with them when I move them to sit down to watch TV. The pillow collection expands during Christmas season.
I have a house full of pillows nobody is allowed to sit on or lay their head on but also can’t put on the floor to lay on the coach or bed. Now my recliner even has a pillow I never asked for.
I can be wrong for incorrectly remembering what was said/done and when.
I can also be wrong for correctly remembering what was said/done and when, with timestamped email proof.
I don't understand how I'm wrong in both cases, but something I said in an angry conversation sixteen years ago will be quoted to me to prove it.
Food: "Whatever" is not an answer and no, she's not "happy to go anywhere." I have one place that I always suggest as one of three options. It is where we end up most of the time. But I'm happy to get my three suggestions on the table first so there's no question about who needs to make a suggestion if those aren't acceptable.
I solved the toilet seat question by always putting down both the seat AND the lid. Now everybody has to do some work to get the situation they want.
I can also be wrong for correctly remembering what was said/done and when, with timestamped email proof.
I don't understand how I'm wrong in both cases, but something I said in an angry conversation sixteen years ago will be quoted to me to prove it.
Food: "Whatever" is not an answer and no, she's not "happy to go anywhere." I have one place that I always suggest as one of three options. It is where we end up most of the time. But I'm happy to get my three suggestions on the table first so there's no question about who needs to make a suggestion if those aren't acceptable.
I solved the toilet seat question by always putting down both the seat AND the lid. Now everybody has to do some work to get the situation they want.
Every stop at any fast food restaurant drive thru takes 15 minutes to complete my order. It takes me 10 seconds and then I sit for 15 minutes waiting on her to look at the menu that hasn’t changed since the 90s before she orders the same thing she has every time the past 15 years.
She is still shocked that
move over engie, “goat tells us how to properly deal with our wives”
This is the reason I'm no longer married. Took me too long to realize that "nothing" did not truly mean nothing.
While a crisp 70 degrees outside, my wife will turn the AC down to 65 degrees just to make sure that we don’t slip up and have a reasonable utility bill during the Fall. With the air blowing all night, this of course means that anything remotely provocative gets pushed aside in favor of sweatpants and long t shirt that should’ve been thrown away ten years ago. Then, as a final kick in the nuts, she plugs in space heaters in the morning in order to warm things back up while getting ready for work
Oh, and I get criticized for breathing too loudly on a fairly regular basis
Oh, and I get criticized for breathing too loudly on a fairly regular basis
And then wants this sauce that was discontinued 3 yrars ago and why can't she get it and light ice and separate the fries from the chicken tenders bath blah
And the ol " a light bulb is out in the kitchen " instead of just getting a new one out of the cabinet and replacing it herself.
ETA y'all don't want to get me started on the "why are they playing basketball (NCAA tournament) during young and restless? (Which did not record)
ETA y'all don't want to get me started on the "why are they playing basketball (NCAA tournament) during young and restless? (Which did not record)
Everyone on this board before they got married: “I know everyone says that once you get married she isn’t going to want to have sex much, but they don’t know my girl. She LOVES sex”
We have had a 13x9 framed picture sit on a chair by the wall for three months because anything that involves a nail and/or hammer is clearly a man’s job
Hell, she can read em if she wants. However, she learned a long time ago that she really doesn’t want to read what me and my groups discuss, whether that be text groups with the guys or message board bullshittery, like she thinks she does.
One of my dad’s favorite quotes is basically: your mom asks me a yes or no question, I’ve got a 50/50 shot and I’ve been wrong 100% of the time for 40+ years.
Should still be that way within reason even if married
I finally had enough. Two daughters and we’ve had three Havanese (similar to a Maltese). My 85 lb black lab is a male that just turned 1. He’s watching football with me now while I enjoy a beer.
I've always wondered what the purpose of those damn things was. Otherwise, who the hell stands there waiting, while those slow azz things creep their way down ready for the next azz to hit?
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