Philosophical question: Do you become an a$$hole because of car you bought or did you buy the car because you were already an a$$hole?
Which came first? The a$$hole or the car?
Which came first? The a$$hole or the car?
OT: Shopping in the convenience store…while parked at the gas pumps
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Philosophical question: Do you become an a$$hole because of car you bought or did you buy the car because you were already an a$$hole?
Which came first? The a$$hole or the car?
Another one:
Schroedinger’s A$$hole
I am in my house with a Porsche in the driveway. Am I an a$$hole or you need to open the front door and encounter me to see if I am an a$$hole?
Never has a take ^^ been so off the mark. You’re just silly. Here’s one of my hereos enjoying the best street car ever manufactured. witness fool
So you’re saying this is not an awesome way to spend my retirement? BMW content shown
”asian driver no survivor”
Yiddish came from German....
I once asked if I understood correctly that Yiddish is essentially the European Jewish language … the Israeli native clarified that “It’s German…with some Hebrew words thrown in.”
I can read it ok if it doesn't use the Hebrew alphabet, as I speak German fairly well. It helps to have grown up on the East Coast, where a lot of Yiddish words have found their way into local usage in English.
Tesla drivers are right in the middle of the pack here in the Chicago’s North Shore. The Model 3 and Y are just the new Camry in most places.
Now the performance models of the BMW and Audi, alongside the Maseratis (lost a lot of share here in last 5 or so years) and Jags have the limpies that have to give you an audible signal that they’re on the move from stop sign to stop sign. And you’d think the $100k beemers would at least come with a turn signal …
And the bey0tches in the white Land Rovers with a SBUX in one hand and the phone in the other ain’t stopping for nobody, nowhere, no time.
I drive a Subie. We’re known for being nice and mellow. And we picked up the Model Y performance when wifey’s Hyundai burned to the ground last August. Can still hit 11’s in a quarter if you want to without drawing attention to yourself. I never had the trading card in the spokes of my bike, and I don’t need it now …
Now the performance models of the BMW and Audi, alongside the Maseratis (lost a lot of share here in last 5 or so years) and Jags have the limpies that have to give you an audible signal that they’re on the move from stop sign to stop sign. And you’d think the $100k beemers would at least come with a turn signal …
And the bey0tches in the white Land Rovers with a SBUX in one hand and the phone in the other ain’t stopping for nobody, nowhere, no time.
I drive a Subie. We’re known for being nice and mellow. And we picked up the Model Y performance when wifey’s Hyundai burned to the ground last August. Can still hit 11’s in a quarter if you want to without drawing attention to yourself. I never had the trading card in the spokes of my bike, and I don’t need it now …
Those are excellent a to b choices. I’ll allow it and won’t call you dead inside.
Why I live in WV. Notice the lines at pump’s Saturday 11am ( lol) and yes it’s open
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Just drive away, my man. Pay it forward - a quarter at a time. LOL
Same-same for the station in a little village near me. Regular is $3.059 there, so I topped off the pick-up's tank. Went inside because I was paying cash. In and out in literally a minute. (TWSS)
Hillbillys don’t major in mathematics in college. They major in chemistry.
I stopped at that Buc-ee’s last weekend on my way to visit my daughter in SC. Insanity.
I think most of them are. They're such an experience compared to "traditional" convenience stores. Might make another pilgrimage to the Sevierville location in a few weeks, on our way back from out West.
Stopped in Maine today. Male gets out of car and pumps gas. When he is finished, female gets out of the car and they head for convenience store together….
I can tell by the tenor of your tome post that you drive a BMW.
Awesome. You're always wrong.
Tell us more about how you're so well-adjusted and likeable that you're ramming shopping carts and getting groceries thrown at you.
My guess is that you don't own a car or have a drivers license for one reason or another. Just a guess.
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Well, I can tell you that I don't own a broken down jalopie, and I'm not an old, poor drunk bragging about how I know, and live next to, people who aren't poor.
She needs to pick what he gets to snack on for the rest of the trip since his balls are in her purse.
