POLL: Favorite Look - 2024 Vanity Fair Oscars Party Red Carpet.

[Midnighter]

The fun red carpet. Top three.

1. Kim Kardashian

2. Emily Ratajkowski

3. Salma Hayek

4. Jessica Alba

5. Diane Lane

6. Sofia Vergara

7. Margot Robbie

8. Charlize Theron

9. Eva Longoria

10. Sydney Sweeney

 

[psuro]

Whatever the hell Kim Kardashian is wearing looks like it will cut her below the jawline.

Whatever the hell Emily Ratajkowski is wearing looks it was cut from the same cloth as Kardashian's suicidal dress....

 

[BobPSU92]

What did Sofia Vergara do to her face?

 

[Midnighter]

What did Sofia Vergara do to her face?

Turned 51?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Eva Longoria…. It moved!

 

[BobPSU92]

Turned 51?

Looks synthetic.

 

[ClarkstonMark]

Write in candidate .... Olivia Munn

 

[Midnighter]

Write in candidate .... Olivia Munn

Solid. She didn't pop up in any of the photos I saw. She's got a high ranking on the crazy/hot scale, but must be doing something right in the sack - she stole John Mulaney away from his wife (to whom he swore he did not want kids) and was promptly knocked up by him.

 

[Obliviax]

why weren't the winners included?

 

[Midnighter]

why weren't the winners included?

Emma Stone is in the Oscars Red Carpet Poll - this was for the Vanity Fair Afterparty (and I didn't see any pics of her there). Also did not see pics of Da'Vine Joy Randolph at the VF Afterparty, so she wasn't included either. I didn't include her in the Oscars Red Carpet Poll because I didn't see her in any pics and wasn't a big fan of her look though it wasn't terrible.

 

[Tom McAndrew]

I could make a case for pretty much each of them in my top 3. This is an excellent poll.

I'm going with:

Eva Longoria to win,
Emily Ratajkowski to place, and
Sydney Sweeney to show

 

[Midnighter]

I could make a case for pretty much each of them in my top 3. This is an excellent poll.

I'm going with:

Eva Longoria to win,
Emily Ratajkowski to place, and
Sydney Sweeney to show

Ozempic is doing wonders....

Jesse Plemons 2024:

Jesse Plemons 2022:

 

[Midnighter]

Who wore it better? Sweeney in 2024, or Jolie in 2004?

 

[LionJim]

Ozempic is doing wonders....

Jesse Plemons 2024:

Jesse Plemons 2022:

Doesn’t look healthy.

 

[Tom McAndrew]

Who wore it better? Sweeney in 2024, or Jolie in 2004?

Interesting. Jolie has the better face. Sweeney wins everywhere else.

Oh, my bad, you were asking about the dress.

 

[Midnighter]

Interesting. Jolie has the better face. Sweeney wins everywhere else.

Oh, my bad, you were asking about the dress.

Jolie has four inches on Sweeney too (5'3" to 5'7"). I give Jolie the win here; Sweeney's mom hair cut is a massive L given how awesome she looked on SNL a week ago...

 

[Tom McAndrew]

Jolie has four inches on Sweeney too (5'3" to 5'7"). I give Jolie the win here; Sweeney's mom hair cut is a massive L given how awesome she looked on SNL a week ago...

yeah, her hair at the Academy Awards wasn't the best.

 

[psuro]

yeah, her hair at the Academy Awards wasn't the best.

If we are now concerned about the hair styles of some 20 something hollywood starlet, we have officially jumped the shark on this board.

 

[LionJim]

If we are now concerned about the hair styles of some 20 something hollywood starlet, we have officially jumped the shark on this board.

Yeah, Saquon noticed and took matters into his own hands. Talk about taking one for the team, that poor bastard.

 

[Midnighter]

If we are now concerned about the hair styles of some 20 something hollywood starlet, we have officially jumped the shark on this board.

When making these kinds of serious comparisons, it’s all about the details…

 

[LafayetteBear]

When making these kinds of serious comparisons, it’s all about the details…

Another stellar poll, Midnighter. Much thanks.

I'm going with:

Jessica Alba FTW
Salma Hayek to Place
Olivia Munn (as a write-in) to Show.

A few additional comments:

1. Agree with Midnighter here. It's about the entire package, 'Ro.
2. What struck me most about this lineup of actresses is that, all-stars though they may be, many of them are starting to show the effects of age. You can only hold off Father Time for so long. Vergara, Theron (who should have worn her hair down), and Diane Lane fell in that category. Conversely, the photos of Salma and Eva suggested that they are doing a credible job in continuing to fight off the effects of time.
2. Is it just me, or does Eva appear to have more "up top" than she used to have?
3. Sweeney is much more attractive when she smiles. When she does not, she often looks like she suffers from narcolepsy.
4. Who is Margot Robbie's stylist? The outfit in her photo suggests she is ready to perform in a trapeze act. And do you recall her outfit in the last award show. with that pink monstrosity she had appended to her dress? Two ginormous FAILS in a row. She's very pretty, but she really needs to improve her game when it comes to dressing for big occasions.
5. The pointy top to Kim K's dress was off-putting, but the rest of her dress looked great. She has definitely lost weight. Her *** looks half its former size.
6. The top of Emily R's dress looked like an off white platter she could fold down to serve up her tats. Yikes.

 

[Woodpecker]

6. The top of Emily R's dress looked like an off white platter she could fold down to serve up her tats. Yikes.

Another angle

 

[BobPSU92]

If we are now concerned about the hair styles of some 20 something hollywood starlet, we have officially jumped the shark on this board.

We need a verbal.

 

[Anon1693944714]

 

[psuro]

We need a verbal.

or at least some oral.

not named roberts

 

[BW Lion]

I voted for Emily purely based on the uniqueness of her dress.

If you restudy the photo you will see a very subtle nose and lips/mouth sown inside the lining of the dress to form a face.

I want to be that face.

 

[Nitt1300]

most of those dresses are simply hideous.

 

[Nits1989]

Whatever the hell Kim Kardashian is wearing looks like it will cut her below the jawline.

Whatever the hell Emily Ratajkowski is wearing looks it was cut from the same cloth as Kardashian's suicidal dress....

LOL you’re right!

 

[Mr. Potter]

Interesting. Jolie has the better face. Sweeney wins everywhere else.

Oh, my bad, you were asking about the dress.

Who wore it better? Sweeney in 2024, or Jolie in 2004?

Sweeney

 

[Bvillebaron]

most of those dresses are simply hideous.

I agree. While I generally am not a fan I actually thought Kim K had the best looking dress.

 

[Midnighter]

I voted for Emily purely based on the uniqueness of her dress.

If you restudy the photo you will see a very subtle nose and lips/mouth sown inside the lining of the dress to form a face.

I want to be that face.

I see it….

 

[scocha409]

Another angle

I cannot stop coming back to this thread/photo........

 

[Fac]

I can't understand why Kardashian keeps showing up at these events. What has she ever done on the big screen?

 

[Nitt1300]

I can't understand why Kardashian keeps showing up at these events. What has she ever done on the big screen?

What has she ever done?

 

[Tri-Power65]

Very creative use of a surplus parachute.

 

[Fac]

What has she ever done?

I know about the sex tape and the family BS show. What movies did she star in?