The picks
Wednesday
Mizzou vs UF

The only thing worse than Mizzou 2-14? The Mizzou men 0-17
UGA

vs UK
Two bad teams going nowhere. Winner gets to hear Rocky Top 8 million times
Thursday
A&M vs Miss st

Jackson Browne memorial game. Instead of the National Anthem, Browne will sing “Running on Empty”. Winner is DOA on Friday
UGA vs UT

Is UT the worst best team in the league? Or are they the best worst team in the league?
Ark vs Auburn

Ark (Garth Brooks, I Got friends in low places) vs
Auburn (Steve Winwood, Back in the High Life)
Auburn for the Win but Garth (Mike Neighbors) is more fun to hang out with.
UF vs Vandy
First real pick against chalk. Vandy is better team but not today, get bit by tournament fever.
Friday
Miss St vs Gamecocks

Cocks go old school with driving focus from Sonny and Cher, “And The Beat Goes On”
Bama vs UT

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.
Christine Warren
UT is just too big for Bama
Auburn vs LSU

Auburn working like hell to be Cinderella but for today, It’s a Barbie World.
OM

vs UF
OM just too much
Saturday
Gamecocks

vs UT
Gamecocks take down UT a third time this season(I don’t think that’s ever been done before. Another first for Harper) The only thing missing from this spanking is Kevin Bacon from Animal House, “Thank you sir, may I have another!”
LSU

vs OM
With a victory, coach Yo will have the opportunity to change neighborhoods. Possibly even to Rocky Top Lane. The Mulkey’s avoid the embarrassment of semifinal 3peat but just barely
Sunday
Gamecocks

vs The Barbies
In my opinion the biggest question will be….. I don’t care how much you paid for that outfit, it’s an ugly as
