Did we seriously honor Miss Mississippi Fat at the game?

[AnesthesiaDawg]

I left at half (again) and heard it as I was walking out. So we’re promoting obesity now? Seems fitting for the fattest state in the country.

I was unaware that Miss Mississippi Plus America was a thing.

 

[WilCoDawg]

They are obviously trying to provide some slumpbusters for the team. It’s genius actually!!!

Seriously though, seems like some women got together to try and get some attentio.

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[HotMop]

Fatties need lovin' too.

 

[Anon1717806835]

I left at half (again) and heard it as I was walking out. So we’re promoting obesity now? Seems fitting for the fattest state in the country.

I was unaware that Miss Mississippi Plus America was a thing.

This thread is not complete until ClintonInHelen chimes in...

 

[GloryDawg]

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Fatties need lovin' too.

And they always bring their A Game!

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I left at half (again) and heard it as I was walking out. So we’re promoting obesity now? Seems fitting for the fattest state in the country.

I was unaware that Miss Mississippi Plus America was a thing.

After the season I'm compiling a list on in stadium f' ups.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Can she play OL or DL?

 

[Lettuce]

Not 1 picture in this thread. Burn this sumbitch down. Shame on you OP

 

[HumpDawgy]

Well, we ARE the cow college.

 

[dickiedawg]

Not 1 picture in this thread. Burn this sumbitch down. Shame on you OP

It’s for the best.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Not 1 picture in this thread. Burn this sumbitch down. Shame on you OP

Here you go. Ms Mississippi Plus.

 

[dorndawg]

Here you go. Ms Mississippi Plus.

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I bet her mac & cheese is LEGENDARY

 

[Xenomorph]

Is there a weight limit? Like.. you're too skinny so you can't compete?

Maybe we should play in a low talent football league. Say like.. you can't run under a 5.0 40 or have a BMI less than 25.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

This kinda stuff is how fat girls get overconfident and start making fellas work for it because they think they're hot shìt. I feel bad for my boys. If the fat girls get all high and mighty they may never know the character building experience every young man should go through... Taking one for the team.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

And they always bring their A Game!

I have one data point for that and it confirms the A game.

 

[MStateDawg]

The fattest, most unhealthy state in the nation shouldn't be celebrating obesity. This is beyond ridiculous!

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Here you go. Ms Mississippi Plus.

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Is it wrong if I ask to see a better Pic of the cowbell? That thing looks blingy

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Is there a weight limit? Like.. you're too skinny so you can't compete?

Maybe we should play in a low talent football league. Say like.. you can't run under a 5.0 40 or have a BMI less than 25.

Sprint football. Nobody over 183 lbs is allowed to play. I think it's still a varsity sport at some of the Ivy league schools and service academies.

It would be the ultimate irony for SPS to become a board dedicated to cheering on a team full of players the size of our average left hind quarters.



ETA. Do I hear cowbells in that video?

 

[Perd Hapley]

The fattest, most unhealthy state in the nation shouldn't be celebrating obesity. This is beyond ridiculous!

Its a whole nationwide pageant. Not just Mississippi.

 

[dawgstudent]

I bet her mac & cheese is LEGENDARY

 

[skipperDawg]

Here you go. Ms Mississippi Plus.

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The real question here is , Has she ever ate a tuna fish sandwich sitting under a tree with her football player boyfriend.