The irony of a Mississippi State fan making an incest joke. If you want move the goalposts we can... I guess we have to bc you can't argue about success if you've never had it. So answer me this, when youre going down on your sister or daughter, do you make her scream out MARRON while you scream out WHITE?Do you ring your cowbell after you finish inside of her and then go grab a bud light after?
As long as we're stacking our trophy case, I think it's okay
I heard the king of bud light is gonna be playing for your opener at coon *** dome. The probelem with an lsu fan is the only success in life that he can claim is something in a sport. I remind myself of that every time the coon *** the jiffy lube changes my oil or washes my car or bags my groceries. Shouldn't be surprised though. Hell I'm surprised y'all get the internet's on the bayou. Hope the crabbin season is good for you. Unless you are some dipshit tiger fan from Monroe or Shreveport I hope your evening workin for Popeyes is a less boring by being on the internet.
Damn I think this post hit a nerve with Bobby Boucher here…
Another corn dog joke? Not many brain cells to come up with another one apparently.
Another guy using mustard as lubricant, must be a Starkville thing.
Apparently Dak is the king of Bud light now, care to comment?
I’m not trying to get banned, wouldn’t have the pleasantry of watching you melt after we land Holman.
It’s not even 7:00 AM and you’re trolling on a State board. 10 to 1 you’re headed to a Shreveport Meineke to start your shift. Be sure and check the air filter.
You would lose that bet, you catch a lot of L’s in Starkville.
Unfortunately for you, I don’t base my happiness on the decision of a teenager I don’t even know or the reactions I get on a message board on the internet. I sincerely hope the kid ends up making the decision that’s best for him in the long run. The only thing we’ll be melting from around here is this heat outside.
How the fuckk are we going to afford our 3* recruits then?
I wasn’t digging any of this. I thought it was pretty lame. Then you threw out the lizards and I fuckingg died
I am glad you don’t base your happiness on that. I find it hilarious to watch the reactions of the people that do. I agree on the heat, entirely too hot outside. Feels like an oven as soon as you step outside.
You got that many places in Starkville to change oil? Does nobody know how to do it themselves? I assumed that would be part of the school curriculum.
Amount to nothing in life
? We have a better med school than you guys do. Oh wait you don't have one. We have a better law school than you guys do. Oh wait, you guys don't have that either lmao. We have a better engineering school than you guys. We have a better vet school than you guys and we have a better landscape architecture school than you guys. Internet on the bayou? Have you seen north MS bud, there's NOTHING there. Your school is literally in the middle of cow fields. I don't mean that figuratively, I mean that literally. I mean you blink a driving past Starkville and you missed it. Internet lol I'm surprised you guys even know what that is.
You already got JJ Harrell, right? That's all you need
I was honestly just confused why out of all things he was making fun of me being on a message board on a Thursday night in my 20s. Like I'm graduated and have a job, apartment and car that I have to pay for. I won't say no to a party but that doesn't mean I'll spend my whole week blowing money and partying lol
Bro you guys are supposed to be on Twitter. Leave to the message folks to us old people.Amount to nothing in life
The funniest part of your pathetic rant was that you think we're going to finish behind you guys in the west lol. Have fun going 4-8 with Arnett at the helm and your middle of the road QB Will Rogers
Hmmm. Yeah your vet school sucks *** not even the top half of conference. Msu auburn TAMU all better than lsu. Engineering isn't even top in Louisiana.Your lsu engineers work for me. But very few of them. Better engineering at ull. I'm sure like most lsu fans you barely finished high school or went to ulm or south east Louisiana and work at jiffy lube or Popeyes. Probably the only thing lsu might teach better is how to cook alligator and jambalaya. Y'all kill all the brain cells with all the paint thinner you sniff. Baton Rouge is a **** hole. Crime infested stinking city. Not a very nice college town. People getting shot and run over by gangsters right by campus.Amount to nothing in life
The funniest part of your pathetic rant was that you think we're going to finish behind you guys in the west lol. Have fun going 4-8 with Arnett at the helm and your middle of the road QB Will Rogers
Is that a good thing? I was 8
Guess you can't have crime when no one visits the ghost town of stark vegas. Engineering better than us? Didn't you guys just get petro engineering back like 5 years ago, huh? No one was smart enough, I guess, to keep at that one in starkville. Tell me is our med school better than yours? Is our dental school better than yours? Is our law school better than yours? Is our architecture better than yours? You're a poverty school, in a poverty town. People from MSU graduate and then head to Jackson. Guess what happens in Jackson? Wouldn't you believe it, crime. Tons of it, too. Seems like a daily shooting out there. Maybe while your capital city begs for clean water tell your ****** governor to share his. Is this Flint Michigan or Jackson MS? The world may never know. Sine you want to talk about your job and how people work for you, I'll tell you a little about me. Graduated from LSU in 2020. Hold 2 degrees. Just graduated with my masters in public policy and now at 25 am working as a lobbyists for the state's largest industry. If you feel the need to keep making jiffy lube or popeye's jokes, carry on. I would say Starkville isn't a very nice college town, but there's not even a damn town there. It's campus and like 2 streets lol
You just explained a lot. Youngster with two degrees in nothing and giving blowjobss for votes.
That's two more degrees than the average MSU fan, but I digress. I will concede blowjobs for votes. The gig is a lot of asss kissing, but that's how it is in most jobs. I bet there's some star apprentice who works under you at jiffy lube that kisses your asss all day, hoping you'll promote him.
What do you base your happiness on? Kids getting cancer? When a kid gets cancer, do you just hear a cash register ring?
Of course your dental school is better than ours, as everyone knows alligators are ornery because they have all those teeth and no toothbrush. We also know that coonasses resulted from your great great great great grandmother having sex with an alligator so if coonasses didn’t have a dental school they would be very ornery.
Haven’t heard that one before, you must have missed half the thread. I was trying to find some commonality with a bulldog fan and you had to come take another pot shot. Not much money making in cancer at the Lake btw. Usually kids who get cancer here have to go to St. Jude or Shriners. It would be better to say when we see a car accident we hear a cash register due to a personal injury attorney being the most forward facing person for our NIL deals. Maybe you can add that one into your repertoire so you don’t wear the other 3 things out.
Don’t know why y’all have a dental school at all, between all the people in Starkville you can put together a full set.
Speaking of repertoires, I can’t wait for the trailer park joke to come next Skip.
You're right ULM blows us out of the water in pharmacy school. Can't compete with them there. Getting left behind in you own state? Since you're so observant, you would know that LSU has a strangle hold on the state, but again, I digress. No need to ramble on about the obvious. You want to talk about getting left behind in YOUR state? Ole miss is your big brother, they own you on the field and have better academics. I saw southern miss, again in post season play with no sign of the ole maroon and white. I haven't even brought up Milsaps. Dear God imagine being the the scum of MS when it comes to academics. But hey, at least there's Alcron, Delta State and MS Valley state that you guys should be ahead of. U. S News and World report has LSU ranked as the top engineering school in the state. Just take my word for it; I remember you guys still have dial up internet. Wouldn't you know it, we also have the second best business school in the state, behind Tulane. Meanwhile, that same website has MSU behind Ole Miss and Milsaps for business college. You're unranked on their site lol (imagine).
Oh Lord not a boomer making a yo mama joke. I've seen it all
I couldn’t make a trailer park joke about y’all, I save those for that school in Tuscaloosa
I thought I had seen I all until your mother ate my a$$. I didn’t know that was a thing. I had Mexican food earlier that day too. And no, in case you were wondering, I did not go a$$ to mouth. My friend did afterwards though. His name is Ozarka.
