I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!..

[paindonthurt]

Not really

 

[dawgman42]

Can't wait to see how this story continues to evolve. Have you considered making an MS Paint anthology?

 

[hdogg]

I'll add : people who let their kids watch a movie on a phone with the volume turned up in a restaurant are awful. Not the kid, but the parent is.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

People in gas burner vehicles who pull up to the only pump at a gas station that has diesel and all the other pumps are not being used.

It’s fine if the gas station is slammed and it’s the only open pump but otherwise GTFO of the way.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

I dunno, I accept it if the kid is under 5. Nothing worse than that weird *** little girl at the restaurant who turns around in her chair and sits up her knees and stares at you asking questions every few minutes until dropping a bombshell:

"What's your name?"
"How old are you?"
""What color is your pony?"
"My mommy cries in the bathroom all day."

It's like the parents can't even see or hear her... Some Sixth Sense ****. Either way, I'm trying to eat my pork chop, put some Peppa Pig on the phone for little Harper please

 

[Cooterpoot]

Gooch hair

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Get him some nair.

 

[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

If you go to a restaurant and watch videos with the volume on for the whole restaurant to here you are an *******. Same goes for being on a speaker phone in public, what the 17 is wrong with some people?

So 17ing aggravating to see this. Chick-fil-a Tifton, GA two weeks ago.....you would think it'd have been a punk teenager or a twenty-thirty something yr old woman because it usually is but to my surprise, this time, it was an old man. PUT SOME EAR BUD IN DUMBASS and if you don't own any then go buy some.

 

[tacodawg]

So 17ing aggravating to see this. Chick-fil-a Tifton, GA two weeks ago.....you would think it'd have been a punk teenager or a twenty-thirty something yr old woman because it usually is but to my surprise, this time, it was an old man. PUT SOME EAR BUD IN DUMBASS and if you don't own any then go buy some.

Last month I was at my orthopedic appointment. There was a 30 something year old feller watching an entire episode of Game and Thrones from his phone on full blast. In a silent waiting room. About drove me up a wall.

 

[NTDawg]

1. Put the phone down and pick up the weight. Freak those guys who do one set and look at phone for ten minutes. If you stop the social media and lift the weight you will have a better work out, get bigger and stronger faster.

2. Stop going to the dumb bell rack, picking up the weight and working out right in front of the mirror. You are blocking every from being able to grab some weight.

3. Stop trying to use three different work out stations at the same time. The super sets went away with Arnolds muscle. You are interrupting everyone else work out.

4. Stop driving slow in the passing lane. You are a dumbass for doing it. Don't be shock when I pass you get in front and slow down to a craw so you will see how stupid it is.

5. When getting on the interstate, on the on ramp, by the time you get to the place you merge you need to be doing the speed limit. Stop driving like you are riding up your street. Also for the A Hole who is driving in the right and who does not merge to let the car onto the interstate. Merge you dumb ***.

I am ok with everyone on six pack.

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Amen brother on all points

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I’m at 77%. Kind of a big deal.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

17 pickles. I hate everything there is about them. 17 them 17 them 17 them. Also Lebron. 17 him and his IQ equivalency of hitting below the Mendoza line. 17ing **********. And 17 all the Mannings. 17ing shitheads.

 

[Cooterpoot]

Boneless chicken wings. That's 17ing nuggets. Stop being an 8 year old and actually eat wings. Nuggets with beer should make you feel like Uncle Touchy.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

1. Put the phone down and pick up the weight. Freak those guys who do one set and look at phone for ten minutes. If you stop the social media and lift the weight you will have a better work out, get bigger and stronger faster.

2. Stop going to the dumb bell rack, picking up the weight and working out right in front of the mirror. You are blocking every from being able to grab some weight.

3. Stop trying to use three different work out stations at the same time. The super sets went away with Arnolds muscle. You are interrupting everyone else work out.

4. Stop driving slow in the passing lane. You are a dumbass for doing it. Don't be shock when I pass you get in front and slow down to a craw so you will see how stupid it is.

5. When getting on the interstate, on the on ramp, by the time you get to the place you merge you need to be doing the speed limit. Stop driving like you are riding up your street. Also for the A Hole who is driving in the right and who does not merge to let the car onto the interstate. Merge you dumb ***.

I am ok with everyone on six pack.

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People who would rather have their children explosively **** and piss all over their vehicle than stop to use the bathroom in Starkville.

 

[dorndawg]

i mean I like both of them. But Drebin gets 99.9 upvotes for the magazine, which is a shame because it should be 100. Some people have fat fingers or bad opinions.

I all fairness I ran up my stats by doing an "upvote to fire Moorheads" post.

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

Or the ones that go around with AirPods on in store talking to someone and when they are checking out. Get off the phone. Also you look weird talking to yourself

 

[mcdawg22]

I all fairness I ran up my stats by doing an "upvote to fire Moorheads" post.

Time for a market correction.
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[PooPopsBaldHead]

IMPP 97.5%
ClintonInHelen 96.5%

I'm guessing Goat and his 4 alt accounts did the only downvoting on those 2.

 

[Mobile Bay]

There is a big difference between a decent sized chunk of breast meat and a fried slab of chicken flavored paste that is called a nugget. If you can't tell the difference between the two, I can't help you.

 

[dorndawg]

Time for a market correction.
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[ZombieKissinger]

I'm at 92.0% but inflated by Friday Foreplay. My downvotes usually come after I write an overly optimistic post right after Bama beats us by 40

 

[dorndawg]

She’s the one white girl at the Mexican restaurant. Sure do miss all the free food and tequila.

username checks out

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Have a downvote... The only way to correct it is to startup Friday Foreplay for baseball.. SEC home weekends and postseason would be plenty.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

17 pickles. I hate everything there is about them. 17 them 17 them 17 them. Also Lebron. 17 him and his IQ equivalency of hitting below the Mendoza line. 17ing **********. And 17 all the Mannings. 17ing shitheads.

Are you... Are you my soulmate?

Wait, no. I like Peyton. He got my Broncos their third Super Bowl ring. Yeah, it was really the Defense, but he was QB.

So close, Ruckus, so close. 17 Pickles!

 

[engie]

Last month I was at my orthopedic appointment. There was a 30 something year old feller watching an entire episode of Game and Thrones from his phone on full blast. In a silent waiting room. About drove me up a wall.

Should have told him the entire ending as you walked back

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

You know how pickles are made right? They're just cucumbers that didn't escape the abuse.



ETA: That bad boy played on Dallas TV quite a bit about 10 years ago. Billboards still all over town. My favorite ad campaign ever.

 

[hdogg]

I dunno, I accept it if the kid is under 5. Nothing worse than that weird *** little girl at the restaurant who turns around in her chair and sits up her knees and stares at you asking questions every few minutes until dropping a bombshell:

"What's your name?"
"How old are you?"
""What color is your pony?"
"My mommy cries in the bathroom all day."

It's like the parents can't even see or hear her... Some Sixth Sense ****. Either way, I'm trying to eat my pork chop, put some Peppa Pig on the phone for little Harper please

Ha! Actually peppa pig was the kids show I hated the most, funny you chose that example

 

[SyonaraStanz]

Couples that send gushy Facebook posts to each other, such as "You're the greatest wife in the world. Happy Anniversary!" Just roll over and tell the ***** that to her face. Hey everyone, look at my superficial marriage.

Also, the parents who send birthday and other similar posts to their young children on Facebook. The 17'ing kid doesn't have Facebook, you 17'ing attention *****.

My wife actually did this for my 5 year old's birthday the other day, after all my bitching about it. So I keyed her car...

 

[aTotal360]

Just as bad are the couples that share the same account. "MikeandKim Jones"

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Tired of someone taking my handicap parking spot only to get out and walk straight with no limp, hitch in their giddy up, wheelchair, or dragging one leg with a cane like me. And I'm not talking about handicap placard I'm talking about handicap plate! I have no idea where these people come from but there is a **** load of them here in Austin. It's frustrating because I really have that problem around Leander or Cedar Park only when I go in to Austin with the hippies and communists.

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

Tired of someone taking my handicap parking spot only to get out and walk straight with no limp, hitch in their giddy up, wheelchair, or dragging one leg with a cane like me. And I'm not talking about handicap placard I'm talking about handicap plate! I have no idea where these people come from but there is a **** load of them here in Austin. It's frustrating because I really have that problem around Leander or Cedar Park only when I go in to Austin with the hippies and communists.

You're in Austin, the likelihood is that person taking the handicap spot is carrying their emotional support dog into the chuys.

 

[Cooterpoot]

Carb free beer. You bunch of fat bastards aren't going to lose weight drinking beer.

 

[preacher_dawg]

People who wear masks in the car by themselves.

 

[mcdawg22]

Couples that send gushy Facebook posts to each other, such as "You're the greatest wife in the world. Happy Anniversary!" Just roll over and tell the ***** that to her face. Hey everyone, look at my superficial marriage.

Also, the parents who send birthday and other similar posts to their young children on Facebook. The 17'ing kid doesn't have Facebook, you 17'ing attention *****.

My wife actually did this for my 5 year old's birthday the other day, after all my bitching about it. So I keyed her car...

^^^^ 17’n this^^^^

 

[Dawgbite]

People in gas burner vehicles who pull up to the only pump at a gas station that has diesel and all the other pumps are not being used.

It’s fine if the gas station is slammed and it’s the only open pump but otherwise GTFO of the way.

This. Thank you. It's even worse when you live in Podunk Ms and there is only one diesel pump in town that you can pay at the pump.

 

[Dawgbite]

Children under the age of about 16 should be banned from any restaurant that serves alcohol. Last thing I want to see or hear while I'm drinking is a bunch of loud, ill mannered, snot nose, crumb snatchers who the parents think it's cute and proper parenting to ignore.

 

[preacher_dawg]

Moving my family to western New York and not even getting a white Christmas.

 

[DerHntr]

Couples that send gushy Facebook posts to each other, such as "You're the greatest wife in the world. Happy Anniversary!" Just roll over and tell the ***** that to her face. Hey everyone, look at my superficial marriage.

Also, the parents who send birthday and other similar posts to their young children on Facebook. The 17'ing kid doesn't have Facebook, you 17'ing attention *****.

My wife actually did this for my 5 year old's birthday the other day, after all my bitching about it. So I keyed her car...

I wish I could upvote this post several times. I have actually been in a couple’s house at a party when the wife posted to Facebook thanking the husband for cooking and cleaning for the party. There were maybe 15 people there. Is it not enough to thank him in front of your guests? It’s ridiculous.

 

[hdogg]

People who wear masks in the car by themselves.

AMEN!!!

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

Went on Vacation with some friends a few years ago. I booked a big *** cabin in Colorado 8-9 months in advance for us and my sister in law's family. Sister in law got pregnant and was way to far along to go, so we invited my friend and asked them just to buy some groceries for the week.

They were complete duds as we took their kids places and fed them as they both napped during the day. Mrs Socks was about to beat the **** out of the wife for not taking care of her kids until she noticed her researching divorce attorneys on her phone. She started feeling sorry for her.

The next day we went up to a ski resort and holy **** you should have seen the production they put on... Selfies everywhere. While we took their three kids tubing, they rode up the ski lift for more pictures. The next day they left the vacation 3 days early because they were miserable.

But according to her Facebook (which I am not on or I would have blasted her ***) They are the most loving couple in the world. They had the time of their lives. They spoiled their kids. And they had the cabin all to themselves....