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[dawgstudent]

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[ETK99]

I BELIEVE*

 

[T-TownDawgg]

You can believe-o,
But beg mercy from Bevo

 

[Nugdawg]

We Suck….no SARKaterics needed.

 

[dorndawg]

We're REALLY sorry about what Jackie did to Bevo, guys!

 

[RivaDawg]

The steer gets his revenge.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Austin? 3:15? Well, at least the game isn’t scheduled for…

 

[Predestined]

You mess with bull, you get the horns!

 

[dawgman42]

I'm flashing the 8 fingers! . . . . I'm flashing the 8 fingers!

 

[57stratdawg]

Tell Vic we said hi

 

[DawgInThe256]

This doesn't feel like a SEC matchup, and I'm not talking about Texas

 

[msstatelp1]

Remember the Alamo! Oh, wait...

 

[Shmuley]

Actually, I hear a bell.

 

[cowbell88]

At least our girls soccer team properly welcomed you to SEC!

 

[The Peeper]

"Wow, another damn Manning........."

 

[columbiadawg2]

Sadly, I know what's coming out that door. Everyone knows what is coming out that door

 

[DawgInThe256]

Keep Austin Weird and under 70 points

 

[STATEgrad04]

Dawgs getting eaten alive no longer just applies to immigrants.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Don't worry Texas, we have castrated ourselves.

 

[Xenomorph]

Jesus take the wheel.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

At least we use pork for our bbq.

 

[Ranchdawg]

Texas tea? Try our coffee!

 

[Col. Forbin]

Can we at least get a moral victory?!

 

[Dawgg]

How is the spread only 38.5?

 

[Dawgg]

Jackie and a bull can't save us this time.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

They are the bull; our defense is the China shop.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Keep your horns to yourself

 

[mcdawg22]

Ted Cruz has to go to Texas’s first SEC game, right?

 

[The Cooterpoot]

All Right, All Right, Awwww Hell State!

 

[maroonmadman]

Tuck Fexas

 

[Walkthedawg]

Even the point spread is bigger in Texas.

 

[ETK99]

If the eyes of Texas are upon us, they're the only ones this season

 

[Darryl Steight]

Don't worry Texas, we have castrated ourselves.

^^Underrated^^

 

[aTotal360]

Thank you for the Roadhouse.

 

[mcdawg22]

What happened the last time a Manning came in for an for the injured starter on an orange team against us?

 

[Dawgzilla2]

*HEAVY SIGH*

 

[wasabaka]

Dawgs Finna Eat....at the Golden Arches after the game!

 

[Ozarkdawg]

Really, we sucked for 3 weeks already and now you want to gives us a longhorn?

 

[Maroon Eagle]

*HEAVY SIGH*

Yep.



*HEAVIER SIGH*

 

[Bulldog from Birth]

It’s time to party like it’s 1836.