Is it any surprise the Nose pickers in Michigan are cheaters? Currently under investigation by the NCAA illegally scouting

BobPSU92

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Let's not overreact here. I think simply burning Meatchicken to the ground and salting the earth on which it stood would be adequate.

PSU first.

No, wait. um first as a trial run to make sure that they get it right with PSU.
 
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MtNittany

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Why would OSU fans be upset? OSU would LOVE them to drop the hammer because it would assure them the Big Ten championship irregardless of if we beat UM or not. They don't want us to beat UM and then have UM beat them. Taking them out of the equation fully makes it happen.
Obviously PSU only has tie breaking help w/ a 3-team tie at this point. The games are going to happen. I just think some of them (or all of them) may not involve jimmy.
 

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There will be a conference call of the Big Ten Presidents today. Santa Oh No will explain that this is just one big misunderstanding. He will remind everyone that they are all just lucky to be playing Michigan.
Will Ferrell Santa GIF by filmeditor
 

Tom_PSU

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The meeting as partially transcribed.

Santa “Good morning commissioner how can I help you”.
Petitti “ Well there appears to be an issue with coach Harbaugh”.
Santa “Come on he’s such a lovable scamp. What are the naysayers claiming now”?
Petitti “People are saying, not me of course your eminence, that Jim has been conducting a cheating campaign”.
Santa “Is that wrong?
Anyway the meeting continued for another ten minutes until both agreed to postpone any further action towards the other complaining parties until 2024, and the commissioner accepted an invitation to the UM playoff selection party.
 
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Let's just take a minute to think about how the Marine feels. He's such a fan that he devoted his career to michigan and made a manifesto, not unlike another famous michigan alumni, but I digress.

He wanted his team to win so badly that he got caught cheating, bringing shame to the school he loves so much. Now he's fired, with his dream of running the team someday shattered in a million little pieces in front of the whole country.

That's gotta hurt. Sucks to be that guy.
 

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Let's just take a minute to think about how the Marine feels. He's such a fan that he devoted his career to michigan and made a manifesto, not unlike another famous michigan alumni, but I digress.

He wanted his team to win so badly that he got caught cheating, bringing shame to the school he loves so much. Now he's fired, with his dream of running the team someday shattered in a million little pieces in front of the whole country.

That's gotta hurt. Sucks to be that guy.
You left out the part of being cut loose by the people who paid him.

this whole thing has been Nixonian since the first report
 

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Let's just take a minute to think about how the Marine feels. He's such a fan that he devoted his career to michigan and made a manifesto, not unlike another famous michigan alumni, but I digress.

He wanted his team to win so badly that he got caught cheating, bringing shame to the school he loves so much. Now he's fired, with his dream of running the team someday shattered in a million little pieces in front of the whole country.

That's gotta hurt. Sucks to be that guy.
Let's hope that if he cannot have it, he'll bring in down. Kahki Gate. What did HaRaugh know and when did he know it?
 

Bison13

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Let's hope that if he cannot have it, he'll bring in down. Kahki Gate. What did HaRaugh know and when did he know it?
Yes, we’ll have to see if Jimmy told him to be the fall guy so that way the team can move forward and Jimmy will help him out down the road or does he get mad that he can’t be a part of it anymore and bring the whole house down?
 
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Yes, we’ll have to see if Jimmy told him to be the fall guy so that way the team can move forward and Jimmy will help him out down the road or does he get mad that he can’t be a part of it anymore and bring the whole house down?
He was fired or resigned because the NCAA can no longer compel him to cooperate.
 
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I’m just kind of digging into this. It seems completely legitimate that this guy was doing this at the demand of the program and that another program (Western Michigan) was complicit in this. Does this raise issues with the gambling aspect? If I bet on team X and Michigan presented an unfair competitive balance, could I rightfully sue and win?
 
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I’m just kind of digging into this. It seems completely legitimate that this guy was doing this at the demand of the program and that another program (Western Michigan) was complicit in this. Does this raise issues with the gambling aspect? If I bet on team X and Michigan presented an unfair competitive balance, could I rightfully sue and win?
To me it's as serious as a point shaving scheme. It impacts score and possibly W-L.
 

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UM’s Stalions Resigns - Amazingly Not Fired!

SHAME on UMich …… SHAME SHAME SHAME!

I hope the Big 10+x nails them and Harbaugh……AND….. I hope the NCAA piles on!
 
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Suspension seems like such a meaningless punishment. So Harbaugh misses a few tunes up games against Eastern Paducah State? How about eliminating some of the coaching and analyst positions for UM? Considering it WAS an analyst at the center if this it would seem appropriate.
 
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